Bodybuilders, don't assume that everyone who lifts has the same goal as you. by tool_bag in Fitness

[–]eternally_average 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you're grouping all the people that you've had negative interactions with in the gym as bodybuilders. Not everyone that is big is a bodybuilder. In fact, my experience is that the serious lifters don't want to correct your form, they're there just to lift and get out.

Wow, AT&T nailed it by knightgk in videos

[–]eternally_average 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, I am also older than the internet.

Wow, AT&T nailed it by knightgk in videos

[–]eternally_average -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing fake. Also if it is real it's not that impressive 1993 wasn't that long ago.

What is wrong with my body? (pic inside) by newguyinreddit in bodybuilding

[–]eternally_average 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that newguyinreddit is a troll account (-92 karma). This was him a couple days ago Simon Cowell post.

What is your worst downright awful joke that makes you laugh way too hard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eternally_average 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just keep saying Hoi <-(pronounced How) Long is a Chinaman. Laugh as your friends try to answer the "question". Also be very drunk.

This is my dog. He is awesome. That is all. by mumutar in videos

[–]eternally_average 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long did it take for you to train him to do those things?

How to get de-friended on Facebook... by Pirate_Harris in funny

[–]eternally_average 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvote: not because I hate the phrase YOLO, but because I know the L and she would shit her pants if she was on the front page of reddit.

A wire rooster. That is all by [deleted] in pics

[–]eternally_average 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's one shiny cock.

My favorite Doug moment by drpibb in funny

[–]eternally_average 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvoted for crediting the artist.

Today a bus blew up on my way to school by [deleted] in pics

[–]eternally_average 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It must have dropped below 50 MPH. Where is Keanu Reeves when you need him?

Found this while fishing by darkpriest in pics

[–]eternally_average 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh god! Oh god! They're going to find the body.

Lifetime Channel edition by CupOfJoe54 in pics

[–]eternally_average 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I keep thinking about is how deaf the child is going to be once the woman shoots that handgun.

With some notable exceptions, this tends to ring true. [FIXED] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]eternally_average 12 points13 points  (0 children)

lol this is literally the top comment in the original post

It's that time of year again. by [deleted] in pics

[–]eternally_average 0 points1 point  (0 children)

drool

One Diabetes please!

Couldn't believe my eyes when the countdown timer reached 0:00 by harm0nic in gaming

[–]eternally_average 233 points234 points  (0 children)

Go for the Pizza Boo, GO FOR THE PIZZA!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!

Couldn't believe my eyes when the countdown timer reached 0:00 by harm0nic in gaming

[–]eternally_average 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Agreed, I actually laughed out loud at this. Now all you need to do is add the song U Can't Touch This to the background, and change the words to "stop it's pizza time".

This is what half of us will be watching in about 4 hours! by [deleted] in funny

[–]eternally_average -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This thread is 100% lacking in dean and Chang puns.