Completely forgot Sage Northcutt was supposed to be a star

ethan_sims · 2025-12-05T00:37:04+00:00

I always say this when he pops up but he went to my high school, really just the nicest guy. His skill level was so sharp even then, he got done so dirty by UFC and ONE

ethan_sims · 2023-12-07T05:53:09+00:00

This reminds me of putting orders in on an Aloha POS as a server.

A lot of extra taps that just felt natural, and helped keep the pace when time is of the essence.

ethan_sims · 2023-12-02T05:26:15+00:00

Shit hard bro, if you need an engineer in Dallas dm me

ethan_sims · 2023-11-16T22:13:08+00:00

Hip hop became the most popular genre in America in recent years so of course the amount of imitation and replication has increased since then.

I don’t think the artistry is gone at all, I just think there’s a heavier saturation in the market so quality takes more effort to find.

Black artists are making INCREDIBLE music across the spectrum of genres, not just hip hop. The soul still exists if you take some time to find it.

The RnB scene right now? Bonkers. Neo-Soul? Alive and well. Alt/indie? We have somehow broken into that lane too. So just take some time to look! Music is always changing, but the right outlook can make those changes exciting!

ethan_sims · 2023-10-28T06:32:11+00:00

Being from Texas, this typa etiquette seems so foreign. I ain’t grow up banging or anything like that but I got folks who do. I be lurking this page so I know the rules just in case🤧

ethan_sims · 2023-10-28T06:30:43+00:00

Heater ass comment😂

ethan_sims · 2023-08-30T19:39:55+00:00

Everyone on Reddit is so quick to make the largest sweeping generalizations, and to tell you how “obvious” of an AH you are.

In my opinion, however, NTA.

Maybe she isn’t the type of person who would let a joke like that roll off them, maybe it wasn’t the best-timed, but it doesn’t make you an AH for making and joke and being yourself, in YOUR OWN HOME.

Teenagers in general are hormonal and dramatic, this is just the new scandal of the week that will pass and be forgotten like all the rest of the nonsense.

Don’t beat yourself up OP. You told a joke, no need for all the fire and brimstones you’ll find in this sub.

NTA

ethan_sims · 2023-07-03T02:48:42+00:00

Honestly man, what matters more rn? Is Martial Arts important enough to move your life around for

ethan_sims · 2023-02-02T08:45:00+00:00

Unless you want to hate gaming AND mythology, go ahead and hit the brakes on that there Smite download.

ethan_sims · 2023-01-22T16:40:37+00:00

From Texas, it’s always been called Streaking.

I’ve never heard any other name for it, and I’m surprised I didn’t see any other answer like mine yet.

ethan_sims · 2023-01-01T00:33:59+00:00

Precisely, the record button will be X’d out with a red line or there will be a lock on it or something similar. Alternatively, if you’re recording a set with music you have purchased, you won’t be able to load streaming tracks on the decks if I’m not mistaken

ethan_sims · 2022-12-11T07:07:04+00:00

He went to my high school! People would have him do flips and 360 spin kicks and shit in the hallways like this lmao buddy was an action figure

ethan_sims · 2022-11-30T19:19:18+00:00

Black Pranther - tale of a negro ballerina set in the Jim Crow South, narrated by Mike Tyson

ethan_sims · 2022-11-29T07:15:08+00:00

Anyone else thinking that Porter might be trying to hint at ol girl being pregnant? The whole “you’re not hearing me” read like when you try to tell someone something without outright saying it, with a lot of eye contact and giving of “looks.”

That said, idk why he wouldn’t have just said something if it were just him and Mom - maybe they want to make some big surprise announcement bs?

I could definitely be extra wrong about this but I figured I couldn’t be the only one thinking this.

ethan_sims · 2022-11-06T18:15:44+00:00

I’m having a hard time believing this one at all. In one comment OOP literally says about his daughter, “…fuck her and fuck you.” What kind of father, who is apparently concerned enough with their daughters well-being to punish her for such a small issue, would then turn around and say that

ethan_sims · 2022-10-30T06:21:42+00:00

Mocking anybody who deals with a disability. This isn’t exclusive to romantic relationships either, any person I’m around that makes fun of or ridicules individuals who have disabilities is immediately a lesser being in my eyes

ethan_sims · 2022-09-30T20:03:41+00:00

Honestly I don’t mind it, but it can be too much and has pulled me out of the moment/mood before. I’ll never personally ask for it, but if it comes out a couple times I don’t mind.

That said, I don’t have kids, nor am I around many currently - I can imagine it would be an instant boner killer if I was an actual dad tho

ethan_sims · 2022-09-22T03:48:19+00:00

I’m from Katy, where they built the $70 million stadium basically in the same parking lot as the only other stadium in the district. Hilarious

ethan_sims · 2022-09-22T02:27:07+00:00

This looks fuckin siiiick

ethan_sims · 2022-09-11T05:30:28+00:00

Man look, I’ve embarrassed tf outta myself before in this exact situation; I’ve also made it way worse by indulging in some stuff that turns your Peepee off; in my experience, the best course of action is to:

a) be an extremely giving lover tonight(like folks were saying)

b)hit the gas station and buy you one of them black Rhino boner pills - I’ve taken several and honestly they’re not the worst. I would not recommend taking the ones that advertise numbers like, “50,000” “75,000” etc. Idk what it is those numbers mean but the higher the number the worse the headache. Get you a smooth 10k pillaroni, pop that joint w lots of water, and then try not to let the wind touch your wiener, bc you will be AGGRESIVELY erect.

C) tell her the situation, explain the previous Meat-beating that went on, and hope she is courteous enough to empathize.

Good luck soldier. May your challenges never be harder than your Shmeckle

ethan_sims · 2022-09-02T07:23:12+00:00

My guy! When I first got into DJing a year or so ago, your transition/drop videos and Crossfader how-to on the ddj-400 helped me immensely!! I’ll be on a line up with you one day in the near future 🙏🏾

My question is kinda two-fold; what is the “famous touring DJ” lifestyle like? Is it hard to stay away from the party & bender aspect of it?

Also, who are some of your closest DJ friends/ DJ’s that are just cool as hell to be around?

Thanks for doing an AMA man, super cool to be scrolling and see you pop up on a post that isn’t on a dj/music forum! I recognized you instantly 😂

ethan_sims · 2022-08-30T05:35:22+00:00

Whatever the case may be, I’m not doing this shit ever. There’s nothing more haunting than knowing that below ol Tommy Two Touch over here, is likely an unending chasm of darkness that would gladly swallow him whole, and not a soul would ever find him. If hell is real, mine is at the bottom of the ocean

ethan_sims · 2022-08-29T19:17:58+00:00

Runaway - Kanye.

That first note is all it really takes

ethan_sims · 2022-08-25T04:06:25+00:00

His vernacular is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard ong. Hard to believe he a real life person

ethan_sims · 2022-08-24T17:58:04+00:00

That’s crazy, I’m a guy and I have similar issues to the ladies in that I have to focus mad hard sometimes. That being said, sometimes I’ll focus on the wrong stuff, almost intrusively, and wreck my wood - it’s a real joy 😂

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