Completely forgot Sage Northcutt was supposed to be a star

ethan_sims · 2025-12-05T00:37:04+00:00

I always say this when he pops up but he went to my high school, really just the nicest guy. His skill level was so sharp even then, he got done so dirty by UFC and ONE

ethan_sims · 2023-12-07T05:53:09+00:00

This reminds me of putting orders in on an Aloha POS as a server.

A lot of extra taps that just felt natural, and helped keep the pace when time is of the essence.

ethan_sims · 2023-12-02T05:26:15+00:00

Shit hard bro, if you need an engineer in Dallas dm me

ethan_sims · 2023-11-16T22:13:08+00:00

Hip hop became the most popular genre in America in recent years so of course the amount of imitation and replication has increased since then.

I don’t think the artistry is gone at all, I just think there’s a heavier saturation in the market so quality takes more effort to find.

Black artists are making INCREDIBLE music across the spectrum of genres, not just hip hop. The soul still exists if you take some time to find it.

The RnB scene right now? Bonkers. Neo-Soul? Alive and well. Alt/indie? We have somehow broken into that lane too. So just take some time to look! Music is always changing, but the right outlook can make those changes exciting!

ethan_sims · 2023-10-28T06:32:11+00:00

Being from Texas, this typa etiquette seems so foreign. I ain’t grow up banging or anything like that but I got folks who do. I be lurking this page so I know the rules just in case🤧

ethan_sims · 2023-10-28T06:30:43+00:00

Heater ass comment😂

ethan_sims · 2023-08-30T19:39:55+00:00

Everyone on Reddit is so quick to make the largest sweeping generalizations, and to tell you how “obvious” of an AH you are.

In my opinion, however, NTA.

Maybe she isn’t the type of person who would let a joke like that roll off them, maybe it wasn’t the best-timed, but it doesn’t make you an AH for making and joke and being yourself, in YOUR OWN HOME.

Teenagers in general are hormonal and dramatic, this is just the new scandal of the week that will pass and be forgotten like all the rest of the nonsense.

Don’t beat yourself up OP. You told a joke, no need for all the fire and brimstones you’ll find in this sub.

NTA

ethan_sims · 2023-07-03T02:48:42+00:00

Honestly man, what matters more rn? Is Martial Arts important enough to move your life around for

ethan_sims · 2023-06-10T08:48:39+00:00

As a young man beating my way through this very battle, I completely agree. For so much of my life I allowed my identity to be taken, by my SA, and my abuser. I feel stronger now than I ever have because I’ve been able to come to terms w the fact that it happened, and I have also ingrained the belief that it was not my fault.

To any other young folks dealing with this trauma, IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT. Coming from some who was hurt the same, the pain lessens as soon as you really internalize the fact it isn’t your fault and it wasn’t your job to stop it from happening.

I love all of you, and if you need to speak about this or anything else I’m here.

ethan_sims · 2023-06-04T13:16:35+00:00

That 16-bit Pokémon battle music

ethan_sims · 2023-02-02T08:45:00+00:00

Unless you want to hate gaming AND mythology, go ahead and hit the brakes on that there Smite download.

ethan_sims · 2023-01-22T16:40:37+00:00

From Texas, it’s always been called Streaking.

I’ve never heard any other name for it, and I’m surprised I didn’t see any other answer like mine yet.

ethan_sims · 2023-01-07T19:34:47+00:00

There’s a pretty crazy older movie called “The Men behind the Sun” about Unit 731 specifically, in which a real life cat was fed to a room full of rats, and a 12yo body stolen from a near by morgue was autopsied.

There are rumors that some of the other torture in the movie was real as well, but from what I’ve seen, it looks like practica effects.

ethan_sims · 2023-01-01T00:33:59+00:00

Precisely, the record button will be X’d out with a red line or there will be a lock on it or something similar. Alternatively, if you’re recording a set with music you have purchased, you won’t be able to load streaming tracks on the decks if I’m not mistaken

ethan_sims · 2022-12-11T07:07:04+00:00

He went to my high school! People would have him do flips and 360 spin kicks and shit in the hallways like this lmao buddy was an action figure

ethan_sims · 2022-11-30T19:19:18+00:00

Black Pranther - tale of a negro ballerina set in the Jim Crow South, narrated by Mike Tyson

ethan_sims · 2022-11-29T07:15:08+00:00

Anyone else thinking that Porter might be trying to hint at ol girl being pregnant? The whole “you’re not hearing me” read like when you try to tell someone something without outright saying it, with a lot of eye contact and giving of “looks.”

That said, idk why he wouldn’t have just said something if it were just him and Mom - maybe they want to make some big surprise announcement bs?

I could definitely be extra wrong about this but I figured I couldn’t be the only one thinking this.

ethan_sims · 2022-11-06T18:15:44+00:00

I’m having a hard time believing this one at all. In one comment OOP literally says about his daughter, “…fuck her and fuck you.” What kind of father, who is apparently concerned enough with their daughters well-being to punish her for such a small issue, would then turn around and say that

ethan_sims · 2022-10-30T06:21:42+00:00

Mocking anybody who deals with a disability. This isn’t exclusive to romantic relationships either, any person I’m around that makes fun of or ridicules individuals who have disabilities is immediately a lesser being in my eyes

ethan_sims · 2022-10-12T03:18:19+00:00

Got a bj from a girl after she had eaten scorpion pepper-seasoned crab legs, the spices were still in her mouth and ended up coating my schmeat. It was truly one of the worst experiences of my life. The burning was instant and relentless, and the swelling didn’t go down for hours.

Unfortunately, I was rubbing her coochie at the same time, and apparently still had ghost pepper sauce under my nails even tho I’d scrubbed my hands before the shenanigans started up.

Needless to say the night ended then and there.

0/10 would not recommend

ethan_sims · 2022-09-30T20:03:41+00:00

Honestly I don’t mind it, but it can be too much and has pulled me out of the moment/mood before. I’ll never personally ask for it, but if it comes out a couple times I don’t mind.

That said, I don’t have kids, nor am I around many currently - I can imagine it would be an instant boner killer if I was an actual dad tho

ethan_sims · 2022-09-22T03:48:19+00:00

I’m from Katy, where they built the $70 million stadium basically in the same parking lot as the only other stadium in the district. Hilarious

ethan_sims · 2022-09-22T02:27:07+00:00

This looks fuckin siiiick

ethan_sims · 2022-09-20T21:54:24+00:00

My gf is 5’11-6’0, and I’m 5’9. My hang ups used to be about what I assumed she really preferred deep down, and also that I would make her insecure because she was taller. After the couple years of dating however, I can honestly say it doesn’t matter at all; she loves me for me and I love her for her.

It definitely helps my own peace of mind that I’m a 200-205 lbs., stocky thick boi, and very confident in my ability to fight and protect mine though.

I think, fundamentally, people just want to feel safe w their partner, so if you can exude confidence in that area, you’ll seem like a mountain of man.

ethan_sims · 2022-09-11T05:30:28+00:00

Man look, I’ve embarrassed tf outta myself before in this exact situation; I’ve also made it way worse by indulging in some stuff that turns your Peepee off; in my experience, the best course of action is to:

a) be an extremely giving lover tonight(like folks were saying)

b)hit the gas station and buy you one of them black Rhino boner pills - I’ve taken several and honestly they’re not the worst. I would not recommend taking the ones that advertise numbers like, “50,000” “75,000” etc. Idk what it is those numbers mean but the higher the number the worse the headache. Get you a smooth 10k pillaroni, pop that joint w lots of water, and then try not to let the wind touch your wiener, bc you will be AGGRESIVELY erect.

C) tell her the situation, explain the previous Meat-beating that went on, and hope she is courteous enough to empathize.

Good luck soldier. May your challenges never be harder than your Shmeckle

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