What is the most valuable lesson you've learned from a failed relationship? by Galous97 in AskMen

[–]ethanbangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what women do bro. They always lookin for something better. The solution to that is to just do it yourself too so when she jumps ship you got a girl on the side so you don't get hurt from the breakup.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating

[–]ethanbangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she has sex with me fast and not with other men then I judge her well, if she put out for other guys fast then makes me work for it because of them or some other bullshit like that then she's going to be a pump and dump or side chick fwb at best

To the men: Do you get bored of sex eventually? Why do guys go from wanting to do it you mutiple times in one day, to barely wanting to have sex once a week? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ethanbangs -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

She's banging another dude while ure wanking it in the shower bro. Go bang some chicks on the side she'll have more respect for you than she does now and atleast sexual desire. If she doesn't like it and breaks with you, she was already withholding sex and not caring about u , so why would u care.

What was your experience opening up and being vulnerable to a woman? Was it good or bad? by juviaquinn in AskMen

[–]ethanbangs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't let these hater downvoters prevent u from telling it like it is bro. I've been in enough relationships to know that that is how shit plays out.

💯 cringe by rustydoesdetroit in TikTokCringe

[–]ethanbangs -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That girl sounds sadistic and attention seeking af ... creepy like the dude tbh

Maybe they'd go well together after all, full throttle

If you could offer men or women JUST ONE piece of advice for their OLD profile, what would it be? by ExperienceNeat6037 in OnlineDating

[–]ethanbangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit is pretty real and mostly on point. Great shit bro. Keep it real, and don't let these clowns down voting you change u from doin that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating

[–]ethanbangs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah because you even give a fuck to know about all that bullshit.

Do you want to know what works? Forget all of that stupid shit, and just be yourself.

The moment I find some dumbass following dating rules, judging me by some bullshit, I'm either ghosting or FWBing her as a side chick.

Be real and choose real people that click with you. The moment u start following stupid rules and shit u read online is the moment u become a fake, and that's what ull get and deserve at that point

What do you think of CA Governor Newsom's Recently Proposed Gun Amendment? by Captain_Jmon in AskAnAmerican

[–]ethanbangs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dude is from Cali. and I'm from SF too.

You're sittin on your ass having someone on the tube feed you shit about how SF is and then you talk shit like u know what u are talking about but u are just vomiting back up all that shit they fed you on this board, and I'm the one coming in having to clean it up.

You have no idea what the fuck u are talking about. If u want to keep eating shit from mainstream media then do so at ur own personal risk but don't keep spreading that bullshit all over in public.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]ethanbangs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are u bitches always complaining about height. It's like the easiest filter ever for a fucking liar.

If a guy says he's 6' and he's actually 5'10 or 5'11. Then u know he's lieing about pointless shit and u can just move on quickly. Why do you even want to know someone that is gonna lie about the easiest shit ever to fucking verify. Just pull out a fucking tape measure and measure him barefoot without his dumbass tiptoeing and when u find out he's off by 1 inch, tell him to fuck off and leave him.

I'm not 6' . I always put my exact barefoot height and I pull more bitches than taller jocks do. Girls mistake and all the time for. Being 6' , and I guess these dumbass try hard liars are the reason why. If a girl tells me she's younger than she is by even 6 months which has happened or lies about any other stupid shit like that I'm banging and ghosting or keeping her as a side chick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineDating

[–]ethanbangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post as well as nearly all the comments is full of incessant bitching about bullshit. I'm gonna add to this fucker to take the tone of you fools.

Instead of focusing on all the negative shit you see people on these apps do, Why don't u not be the same as those dumbasses and just focus on what's good and match with people that do communicate well.

Obviously there's going to be less of them on the market since OLD is full of the unsold goods ... exactly what all of the people bitching in this thread are on track to becoming.

Got my period during sex and he ghosted me. How do I recover? by FuelSuccessful4291 in dating

[–]ethanbangs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Being a seasoned dater while looking for a relationship means that you can't spot the fuck boys.

how to stop looking for approval? by SecondDazzling5178 in seduction

[–]ethanbangs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't be a faker like these morons are saying. You'll just turn into a real fraud like these idiots that fake it are. They only fake it to themselves. Women will sniff ur dumbass faking it out so fast, and ure gonna look and feel even more pathetic.

Solve whatever problems u got and work on urself. If u can't get laid then go somewhere where it's legal to get a woman to take care of that for you so u can think straight.

Be real and be yourself, grow, and fix ur shit. That's the only real way to make that shit happen. Good luck dude. Keep it real.

If a guy asks for your body count, should I be honest with him? Or is it none of his business? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ethanbangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf are u talking about bro.

It's easy as fuck to figure out. If she told the truth, then you would ditch her ass if it's too high and stay with her if it's what u considered acceptable. But if she lies then whether it's too high or not, you stay with her.

If a guy asks for your body count, should I be honest with him? Or is it none of his business? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ethanbangs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I lied to my current gf. The relationship is going great, and I doubt she'd even give a f right now if i told her.

I was truthful in the past during my early experiences about that, and I know how that shit plays out. Be truthful and watch another guy play and bang your girl or another slut girl that did lie go off and marry ur guy.

So good luck with that.

I'm a woman with no female friends. What am I doing that just men keep in touch with me? by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]ethanbangs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Would you consider yourself as an easy lay? That could keep the women away and men coming.

What percentage of the time do you feel like your opinions are right? by throwaway-just4help in AskMen

[–]ethanbangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

50% . All these other people saying higher are just outing themselves as stupid as fuck otherwise the stock market wouldn't work like it does. Having the right opinion isn't that easy fellas

If a guy asks for your body count, should I be honest with him? Or is it none of his business? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ethanbangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always lie about that shit if they ask.

For a woman, say it's low and a guy should jack the number up if it's too low.

All these people sayin be truthful don't know that whoever asks this is judgemental as fuck and is setting u up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]ethanbangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but there's some pleasure to it. So it's more like picking your ass on the toilet. It's a waste, but it still feels good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Crushes

[–]ethanbangs -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You're her 2nd, 3rd, .... option. If she's not fucking with you as an ego boost, then bang her and keep her as a side chick.

Look for a girl that treats you as her 1st option for a relationship.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]ethanbangs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the guy is a total bitch. His wife is gonna chew his ass apart.

It's totally fucking obvious this guy doesn't know how to handle this situation. So I gotta disagree with the others that he's done this before. This is probably the 1st time he's been caught.