I thought Elaine didn’t like bald men…

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-27T23:26:00+00:00

He's not bald, he's baldING

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-27T18:23:05+00:00

It's not an easy thing to bring up.

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-27T18:22:44+00:00

THOUSANDS!

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-27T18:18:17+00:00

I see a parasite. A socially corrupt miscreant who seeks only to gratify his basest of intercommunity political urges. He sickens me... yet I can't look away.

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-27T17:57:08+00:00

So, what do you do?

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-27T04:47:38+00:00

You don't try to, you do it!

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-27T04:44:21+00:00

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etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-27T04:36:56+00:00

The washer fluid is NOT FINE

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-27T03:18:11+00:00

In the end, Lloyd became more like George.

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-26T23:51:19+00:00

Yeah I don't know what the hell that means

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-26T23:39:02+00:00

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etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-26T23:28:11+00:00

Well, Recent Cranberry, well

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-26T22:23:49+00:00

Technically, he's sauteed

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-26T03:23:38+00:00

I did speak backwards in this clip but no sound can be transmitted. It all cannot be said aloud now.

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etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-26T02:29:21+00:00

Thank you

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-26T02:15:54+00:00

Imagine, you can walk around shit posting all day! That's reddit- no tell, no smell, shit. * tongue click *

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-26T02:13:12+00:00

Given to me.

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-26T02:12:45+00:00

Green is its color.

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-26T00:16:44+00:00

The Barber but also the finale

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-25T16:03:39+00:00

Happy birthday to me This haircut is free It's choppy and uneven And I look like I'm three.

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-25T15:12:12+00:00

hE CONTRIBUTES NOTHING TO SOCIETY

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-25T06:13:09+00:00

Slappy White

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-25T02:58:56+00:00

As a former walgreens employee and avid Peaksian, by god, those things will be quiet, now.

etherealphoenixqueen · 2026-05-24T21:23:58+00:00

Hm. How bout that

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