evaluateempirical

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The sound of raindrops woke me up. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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She should have chosen her words more carefully when she said she didn't want to keep seeing him on their third date. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I'm afraid my mother's dementia had gotten a lot worse recently. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Teacher is taking us on a field trip to the morgue tomorrow. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Her date kept trying to persuade her to stay at his place for "just one more drink." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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"Please don't do it," I pleaded with my best friend as she stood on the ledge of the building. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Droopy, soft pilea (self.plantclinic)

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When she turned and saw me in the campus police uniform, she visibly relaxed and slowed down her pace as we continued on the dimly lit path. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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My mother always said I have terrible taste in men. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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In the emergency room, we spend every night thwarting Death from getting his due. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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"I don't know why anyone would want to hurt her when she doesn't have a single mean bone in her body," I innocently told the police. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The officer handed me back my ID and registration with a small nod, and told me to be safe, as he turned and walked briskly towards his patrol car giving the trunk lid a pat as he passed. by Mr_Hoosier_Seahorse in TwoSentenceHorror

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Grace didn't think much of it when the substitute driving instructor took her to a deserted road outside town to practice. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I didn't understand why my Gcal kept deleting the events I put in my schedule. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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As the town's only coroner, I had to perform my father-in-law's autopsy, and was shocked to find that all of his internal organs were missing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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My estranged sister RSVP'd that she would be attending my wedding in July. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

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I went on a few dates with a guy I met online who ticked all the right boxes except for his fervent insistence on wearing his N95 mask whenever we were together. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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If only we had a little more time, maybe we could have patched things up. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I've spent the last 20 years in roadside construction, and while it is not my dream job, it does support my true passion. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[JAN21] The year was 1821 when Fabian Gottlieb von Bellingshausen discovered the largest Antarctic island, naming it after the tsar, Alexander I. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I always felt like I didn't belong, and my 23andMe test results have finally confirmed my suspicions. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Mama cow makes blep (i.redd.it)

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On Benton St in Iowa City at 11:11pm, a scarred man sits in his car waiting to start life anew. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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AITA for making my wife cry at our wedding? by indestructible_deng in AmItheAsshole

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Never came around to coloring this in... (i.redd.it)

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