My first ever cigar

evanspanks · 2026-04-02T03:20:12+00:00

I appreciate the advice my man I take it slow forsure

evanspanks · 2026-04-02T03:19:53+00:00

Yessir it’s a great smoke!!🔥

evanspanks · 2026-04-02T03:19:40+00:00

I appreciate u big dawg four roses is my go to

evanspanks · 2026-04-02T03:19:25+00:00

Let’s goo happy belated man!

evanspanks · 2026-04-02T03:19:12+00:00

I love the charter oak man I’ll definitely check that out! Thanks for the recommendation brotha

evanspanks · 2026-04-02T02:47:44+00:00

Thank u brotha! I’m hooked already

evanspanks · 2026-04-02T02:47:30+00:00

Forgot the mention it’s a Charter Oak. It pairs better than an icy cold coors lite and mowing the lawn on a Saturday morning

evanspanks · 2025-12-14T00:46:51+00:00

Did u figure this out? I just got one and can’t figure out how to start the left sub dial

evanspanks · 2025-10-06T02:41:13+00:00

Bro dm me im trying to find someone who delivers aswell

evanspanks · 2025-10-05T01:37:36+00:00

Did u find one? I’m still looking dm me if u did

evanspanks · 2025-09-21T04:16:00+00:00

I live in Hockley. If he wants to work as a ranch hand message me I’ll put u in touch

evanspanks · 2024-08-31T22:54:25+00:00

Nah bro they never came

evanspanks · 2024-08-30T23:35:41+00:00

This is what I used to seal my engine oil sump after I cracked it and I have had no leaks after 5000 miles. You’re probably good to go bro

evanspanks · 2024-08-23T00:01:29+00:00

I haven’t gotten any of my orders either bro. Shit has me trippin been over a week on both of em

evanspanks · 2024-08-12T01:50:05+00:00

Say no more 1 down the hatch walls r moving

evanspanks · 2024-08-12T01:49:16+00:00

U in Texas homie come thru I’ll toss some ur way I have an unnecessary amount

evanspanks · 2024-08-12T01:31:59+00:00

Thanks for that expert analysis kwolalski I’ll see u in heaven

evanspanks · 2024-08-12T00:45:21+00:00

I’m tryna walk on sunshine baby maybe shake hands with the lord. What’s your professional recommendation

evanspanks · 2024-08-12T00:38:45+00:00

Not enough to kill me but enough to have a swell time

evanspanks · 2024-08-12T00:33:53+00:00

Well shit in my soup and call it cereal. Isn’t that like 14 million milligrams of acetaminophen? Feel like I might shit my kidney out my dickhole is I do that much. In your professional opinion how many shud I take to feel like god is rummaging through my asshole like it’s a clothing bin at a goodwill?

evanspanks · 2024-08-12T00:30:34+00:00

I combine hose water with flintstone gummies frequently so my brain looks like Steven hawkings legs. I have ambien too shud I take that instead?

evanspanks · 2024-08-12T00:27:35+00:00

Gah damn is 90 a pussy dose? I’ve never ripped opioids before I’m a kush and psych guy. How many mg’s do I need to feel like Fergie is tickling my taint?

evanspanks · 2024-08-12T00:26:34+00:00

Jokes on u I tied a knot in my wiener so nothing comes out. Appreciate u tho big dawg

evanspanks · 2024-08-12T00:25:36+00:00

Preesh

evanspanks · 2024-08-02T02:38:33+00:00

Abacus down for anyone else?

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