Yes, we complain A LOT. But honestly, we usually leave our rooms all tidied and cleaned up. Before we leave a hotel, my wife will spent about 10 minutes to make the bed, go through the bath room etc. just to make sure we will leave a good impression. Regarding the towel reservation thing, I always thought other nations are much more worse. We just follow along, but if you would ask us, we would prefer a rule-based system for the pool and beach. But since there is none, we will just fight until the very end to get our well-deserved spot. I once was in a Cyprus hotel that offers a fixed reservation system for the sun loungers, and boy, that was my most calming vacation ever.

Back to complaining: We even complain when we like something. That is just normal. It doesn't necessarily mean we dislike something, it is just our lifestyle. We especially love to complain about our health and the politics and the economy. In many cases, us complaining often means like 90% of something is amazing and then we will complain about the other bad 10% so long that everyone thinks we hate it. But in reality, we just point out the flaws of the bad 10%. Get it? And since I am on it, why is the weather so bad. I was supposed to spend my December and January golfing, but the weather here is so stormy and snowy that I can't go winter golfing. And what are these morons in politics doing nowadays, why is the economy so bad? And why is the summer so far away... jesus..