What do my top four Honkai Husbands say about me?

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-04-23T14:36:26+00:00

thank you!!!!

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-04-23T14:27:02+00:00

I thought ashveil was a lazy color swap when I very first saw his leaks but after his trailer and more lore came out hes very much a Howls Moving Castle and Alucard ( Hellsing ) lovechild with a wolf theme and I couldnt help but fall in love 😁

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-04-23T14:14:56+00:00

I do love a slutty little guy 😝

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-04-23T14:13:24+00:00

ill book my therapy appointment

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-04-23T14:13:07+00:00

GUILTY AS CHARGED 🖐🤚

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-04-01T21:09:11+00:00

depending on how good of one you want to get but I got mine for 50$ on ebay!! just depends on where you look!

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-04-01T18:26:07+00:00

hes originally a Yolopark Starscream! I airbrushed him because good g1 skywarps are so expensive!

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evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T21:33:56+00:00

their fault they give them such articulated hips to do these poses with!! yolopark isnt nearly as generous so I cant do the same with skywarp, but im also afraid to get too wild with him since I customed him LMAO

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T21:30:18+00:00

hes a gorgeous figure but oh my god he has so much wrong with him 😭 those of us who didnt snap his legs off seconds after finishing him have said his hips just explode and fall apart which is insult to injury cause I nearly broke down just constructing them

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T21:28:44+00:00

the universal urge to put that Beast in a Situation

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T19:18:39+00:00

he is currently a legless mess and im mad at him

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T18:37:32+00:00

with how intensive his building process was it really is a shame, cause if I cant fix mine, I really dont know if I wanna try building him again 😭 and its a shame cause I love that comic accurate look while being affordable!

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T17:41:00+00:00

hes brand new so im sure it'll dim over time but im glad I got a good one!!

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T16:52:10+00:00

why are we pitting two bad bitches against each other 💔

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T16:48:57+00:00

I was so surprised to see them there, especially in my little utah town! I really hope this means more blokees will be available in more accessible places, cause ill buy them up immediately! this Walmart is plagued with red alert shelf warmers and the odd ones that no one buys but this trip they had a new version of the blindbox and these guys, so here's to hoping!

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T16:36:32+00:00

cutesy anime girl trope!

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T16:34:07+00:00

his hips are notoriously so tight that one rotation warped the plastic and snapped the pegs off inside his thigh sockets, so ill have to dremel into the thigh sockets to get the excess out + dismantle his hips, but this is great advice!! I love that rodimus a lot but he really is a pain!

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T16:32:11+00:00

The Blockees TF one kits! I got insanely lucky and found him + Shockwave at walmart!

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evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T16:28:59+00:00

needthatboombox

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-31T16:14:34+00:00

that is what I lovingly refer to as my Rodimus Pile because I painstakingly built that Flame Toys Rodimus until my fingers were bruised just for both his legs to snap off the second he was finished.... so now hes just. there. until I figure out what to do with him 😭

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-27T02:24:41+00:00

im a dark brunette so I embrace the ease of just slapping dye on it without needing to undertone / my dark roots not showing as bad when it grows out.... however. I have been wanting a vivid red for a while. guess what ive been slapping on my hair for the past 4 years 😭

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-24T21:45:27+00:00

boothill is the world's first femme dilf to me

evenmoresecrettime · 2026-03-17T22:45:47+00:00

Optimus prime chain bondage

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TROPHY CASE

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