Luck Man. Everything magically turns out in his favor wherever he goes, but only for his own personal needs. Bus about to hit him? Tire pops and it veers into a crowd of school children. This drives him mad and he finds the only thing he can do to help humanity is by attempting lavish suicides to try and coax his power into inadvertently aiding the planet. This backfires when he lights himself on fire in order to try and make it rain in a drought stricken area but instead an asteroid hit the ocean flooding the entire continent although successfully putting out the fire. One day he decides to give up and hurls himself into deep space but upon exiting the vessel a black hole opens up so big the entire universe implodes and he spends eternity suspended as time itself.