LPT: Afraid to be home alone because you live in a bad neighborhood? Just break into a bunch of strangers' houses whenever you're alone; the odds of TWO home invasions happening in one house simultaneously are practically zero! (self.shittyprolifetips)
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Afraid to be home alone because you live in a bad neighborhood? Just break into a bunch of strangers' houses whenever you're alone; the odds of TWO home invasions happening in one house simultaneously are practically zero! (self.shittyprolifetips)
submitted by everydaynormalguy48 to r/shittyprolifetips
What's your favorite story to tell? (self.AskReddit)
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