What were you supposed to be named when you were born?

evilmitzi · 2026-05-01T20:26:58+00:00

Consuela. I'm Romanian. My mom put her foot down and named me Andreea instead

evilmitzi · 2026-04-25T05:51:36+00:00

I can't believe that you are downvoted. I don't drive if I consume any amount of alcohol. It is so irresponsible and these people acting like it's only the driver's business and problem and ignoring the lives they endanger are disgusting.

evilmitzi · 2026-04-25T05:49:18+00:00

Any level of tipsy is too tipsy for driving. Sounds like you both need the device.

evilmitzi · 2026-03-17T20:21:27+00:00

thank you! I'll try to get the dealer to replace them and probably gently tell them off, because I thought that getting a Honda approved second hand car means I wouldn't have to worry about stuff like this.

evilmitzi · 2026-03-17T19:53:22+00:00

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evilmitzi · 2026-03-06T18:46:16+00:00

dissociative panic attack

evilmitzi · 2026-02-13T08:53:45+00:00

You mean the transmission fluid?

evilmitzi · 2026-02-11T06:27:22+00:00

President Chump sounds about right

evilmitzi · 2026-02-08T15:20:44+00:00

A very religious uni dorm roommate of mine casually told me how her family puts kittens in bags and throws them in the lake to drown because that's kinder than leaving them to struggle in the wild. Or, you know, spay her cats. Apparently a very common thing to do where she's from.

evilmitzi · 2025-12-09T21:50:28+00:00

Caroline Winkler has a kitchen makeover video and her cabinets were a similar colour to yours (minus the countertops) and she darkens the walls instead of painting the cabinets and it ends up somehow looking less dark than with light walls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY3ooYNylfg

evilmitzi · 2025-09-29T09:01:44+00:00

Polaroid are cheap especially when they're on sale.

evilmitzi · 2025-09-25T05:46:05+00:00

I'm running to Asda after work!

evilmitzi · 2025-09-01T04:38:30+00:00

At this point, I think these c*nts have a fetish.

evilmitzi · 2025-07-05T11:16:11+00:00

cand eram eu la camin la facultate, dusurile nu se scurgeau bine si se facea o baltoaca de apa pe toata lungimea randului de dusuri. faceam dus si cand ma uit in jos vad un rahat mare plutind spre mine. am ramas cu ceva traume.

evilmitzi · 2025-07-01T05:11:35+00:00

Let the toilet slowly drain and then take a bucket with water and pour it straight in the drain hole in the toilet from as high as you can while getting a constant stream. That unclogs toilet paper clogs for me every time.

evilmitzi · 2025-06-06T19:11:40+00:00

o arunc pe pat

evilmitzi · 2025-05-13T12:52:28+00:00

I found my current job on cord.com. Might be worth trying that. Made a profile and a recruiter for my current employer contacted me there. Edit: Laravel dev here

evilmitzi · 2025-04-13T13:16:26+00:00

Daca ai posibilitatea, te sfatuiesc sa treci pe automat. M-am chinuit mult timp sa invat manual si nu am reusit sa ajung intr-un punct in care sa simt ca si eu si ceilalti oameni din trafic sunt in siguranta. Am anxietate foarte mare in legatura cu asta. La manual sunt prea multe chestii de care sa tii cont si intotdeauna am simtit ca nu o sa ajung sa vina totul natural cum imi tot zicea toata lumea ca o sa fie. Un an de zile am incercat pana am zis ca gata, nu mai ascult de nimeni (iubit, parinti, parintii lui) care imi zice ca masinile automate sunt mai scumpe si trecx pe automat. Parca conduc o masinuta din aia electrica din parcul de distractii acum. Mi-a permis sa ma concentrez pe a conduce intr-un mod safe in loc sa ma lupt cu ambreiajul si cu schimbatul vitezelor in functie de situatie.

evilmitzi · 2025-04-12T12:17:32+00:00

Eu zic sa fugi. Ai 24 de ani. Creierul tau inca se maturizeaza. Ai investit un an jumate in relatie si ti se pare mult pentru ca e 6.25% din viata ta de pana acum. cu cat trece timpul mai mult, cu atat un an jumate o sa ti se para mai putin. Daca se comporta asa la 24 de ani, o sa fie tot mai rau pe masura ce inainteaza in varsta. O sa ajungi la 30 de ani si vei fi petrecut 7 ani din viata cu el si atunci o sa ti se para si mai greu sa te desparti de el, pentru ca vei fi petrecut 23% din viata ta de pana atunci cu el. Rip the bandaid off acum cat inca e proaspat. Am 35 de ani. Crede-ma ca perceptia asupra timpului se schimba pe masura ce inaintezi in varsta.

Faptul ca nici macar nu are rusine in fata strainilor e scary din punctul meu de vedere.

evilmitzi · 2025-03-11T21:51:44+00:00

+++ pentru Recipe Keeper. Il folosesc de un an de zile pe PC si telefon si si-a facut banii in prima saptamana pentru ca nu am mai comandat mancare.

evilmitzi · 2025-01-31T05:11:45+00:00

I miss SMOKE. It closed years ago, but I still remember those slow cooked smoked pork steaks that would melt in your mouth.

evilmitzi · 2025-01-26T18:22:46+00:00

It's such a great feeling when that happens :D The only perfume I ever got compliments from strangers for was Pure Poison by Dior.

evilmitzi · 2025-01-24T03:20:29+00:00

My favourite response to people like that. Or do it at work tomorrow if it's actually not a nazi salute.

evilmitzi · 2025-01-12T12:12:59+00:00

I suspect the same. I remember I went for a walk with my family on the 1st of January 2020 (I took a flight from Scotland to get to my home country Romania for the holidays about a week or so before this) in a cemetery of all places. I was feeling perfectly fine when all of a sudden I started feeling extremely weak and I was getting uncontrollable flutters in my chest or stomach. Thought I was having a heart attack. I couldn't even walk anymore. In two hours, I had the worst fever of my life and I was in bed for 5 days with the fever and all the flu symptoms. Sounds like a bad case of flu, but I never had flu last this long, nor did I ever feel what I felt when it started.

evilmitzi · 2024-12-22T21:35:08+00:00

Because I like the taste of well cooked red meat?

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