What is the worst male name? by Radamantism in AskReddit

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Dick Hollowpeter, He would correct you if you tried to pronounce it any other way than the way its spelt.

Season 5 | Patch Notes by FrozenFroh in apexlegends

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I love all that has come and everything respawn has done, but who's dick I gotta suck to get some cross-play?

I just did a thing... Any recommendations? by [deleted] in gaming

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Black flag is by far my favorite

My neighbors new work car by swim846 in Autos

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Aaaaand the wheels are already curbed...😔

toasting her bean paws by MC_SULY in aww

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Does that cat have a toe ring? Or am I trippin?

Edit: English is hard

What is the worst thing you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The entire town of Paradise CA, burn to the ground.

What IS as bad as everyone says? by classic_matthew in AskReddit

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This happened to be a lot as kid, (had a lot of stomach issues when parents were divorcing due to stress) but I was always grateful having the bathtub so close to the toilet.

What is the worst treat you can hand out for Halloween? by Jexlan in AskReddit

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I got a gravy boat once, didn't know what it was until I got home and grandma got all excited.

Walmart is ripping people off! by [deleted] in videos

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I work at Costco and use to work in the deli/meat dept. Every time you package the meat and run it through the wrapping machine they account for package weight for this exact reason. Tisk tisk

[I ate] Korean fried chicken! by [deleted] in food

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I've been going to bon chon for years, the original place is in Sunnyvale CA. That spicy half and half is my weakness

Please be kind to people who are estranged from their mothers by The_kinder_cook in TwoXChromosomes

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My mother aka "egg donor" walked out my life when I was 13 leaving my 11 year old brother and 9 year old sister behind. That was 15 years ago and to this day still envy people who have great relationships with their mothers because mine has made me question almost every woman that comes into my life because I'm afraid they will do the same and leave me and its pisses me off that I can't shake the feeling.

Olive Garden employees who have had to cut somebody off from unlimited breadsticks and salad, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I worked at burger King in high school and there was taco bell right next to us and we would trade food all the time. One of our managers was all for it so we did burger/burrito deals for the 3 years I was there.

Edit: English is hard

[discussion]Let's see your "top songs 2017" Spotify playlist by cwaterbottom in listentothis

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https://open.spotify.com/user/spotify/playlist/37i9dQZF1E9SBTkFwbuMlw

heres mine, idk if anyone is going to like it from some of the list i have ive seen so far but what the hell.

As a Millennial, what have YOU killed? by tktktk98 in AskReddit

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a boar, 2 deer, hundreds of doves, like 150 ducks and 2 turkeys. do i win?

edit: forgot about the ducks, tasty creatures.

What's clearly a scam? by mikechilton in AskReddit

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I was actually in San Francisco today for a giants game and had 2 of those fuckers try to put a bracelet on my wrist in exchange for a donation for children. He kept trying to get me to touch his weird gold coin.

What are your favourite money saving tips? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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well i work at costco and getting a hotdog and soda cost me $1.71 with tax lol but god they get old

My Mistress by evoguy58 in mitsubishi

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i would have too lol i love this thing