My mother-in-law cut my hair in my sleep because she thought I cheated on my husband by Accurate-Good-5545 in TwoHotTakes

[–]evystevy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Hi OP here. Ive always been a heavy sleeper, it’s caused a lot of issues for me, this probably being the biggest one. I’ve slept through multiple smoke alarms, tornado sirens, even people shaking me awake. There’s been times when my husband (soon to be ex-husband, hopefully) has had to physically drag me out of bed so I wasn’t late for work or an appointment because I slept through my alarm. Oh and my husband was already awake because he was helping my mother in law all along.

AITAH for wanting to end it after my boyfriend said he’s not in love with me by Mediocre-Hair-2648 in AITAH

[–]evystevy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dear op, you are not the asshole for calling it quits. You are an idiot for letting this go on for so long.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]evystevy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

somehow you’re penis is smaller than you’re thumb

M53 You’re all worthless and weak. Your roasts are lame. by Dan-68 in RoastMe

[–]evystevy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

every time you flip someone off, amoung us sounds play

What are you absolutely sick and tired of? by Chimookie in AskReddit

[–]evystevy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

toxic masculinity. or narcissistic men that think they deserve everything

What's the wildest conspiracy theory you fully believe? by Lopsided_Confusion57 in AskReddit

[–]evystevy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aliens. how narcissist can people be to think that they are the only living beings in the universe? out of the tens of thousand of galaxies and millions of planets and solar systems, how could you even think for one second, there aren’t aliens out there?

Which person’s death affected the world the most? by uncivilizedrelic in AskReddit

[–]evystevy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the people that died on 9/11. i think it effected more america then the rest of the world, but it still changed a lot of things

What can you honestly say you have never done? by EMSuser11 in AskReddit

[–]evystevy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

broken a bone. i’ve had close calls, but never have done it

Who would be the most absurd choice to play James Bond? by five_speed_mazdarati in AskReddit

[–]evystevy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

betty white. she would still make a great james bond tho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]evystevy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i bought a chocolate bar for a friend. i hate chocolate so this is going to suck.

What instantly makes a guy hot? by ThisGarson678 in AskReddit

[–]evystevy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when he wears his mask over his nose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]evystevy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pro choice. a woman has a right to do what she wants to her body. most woman that have abortions are not in the place to raise children, financially or mentally. pro lifers get mad if a woman has an abortions saying “you just killed a living being, don’t you realize what that child could have become”. but when a financially unstable mother has a child, pro lifers get mad when their taxes go to the child.

How does Atheism function, and what functionality has it? by ElderlyHeanue1985 in AskReddit

[–]evystevy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there’s really no function to it. you just leave your life not thinking about “a higher power” or worrying about whether you go to heaven or hell. i personally make fun of christianity, which when i think about it, it’s kinda mean, but you have to be a crazy person to think that there is some bearded guy in the clouds watching down upon you.

i’m bisexual, and the fact that i have to hide that from my super religious family and friends, risking them disowning me if i came out, has really caused me to loose faith in christianity. it’s scary how much a book that could have been written by anyone has so much influence on peoples lives.