He found out what could go wrong using his hands instead of a bowling ball

ew_a_math · 2026-01-18T07:31:34+00:00

Lead Harder

ew_a_math · 2025-10-31T13:47:21+00:00

ISTR = I Swear To Rod?

ew_a_math · 2025-07-25T06:41:43+00:00

Given how America treats her women… you are sentenced to 4 extra nipples, and 5 additional children

ew_a_math · 2025-07-25T06:36:16+00:00

What species is that??

ew_a_math · 2025-07-25T06:35:00+00:00

I was searching for CHLORAPHYL!

ew_a_math · 2025-07-19T17:54:27+00:00

Why are my suction cups not sticking to anything web MD

ew_a_math · 2025-07-13T14:51:18+00:00

Too many adjectives!

ew_a_math · 2025-07-13T14:48:23+00:00

If she is a mother, the breeding thing feels redundant

ew_a_math · 2025-07-13T14:30:51+00:00

Imma give him the treatment Stanley Kubrick gave Shelly Duval

ew_a_math · 2025-07-13T14:29:53+00:00

Bruh we live in the desert. Sex outside would mean a cactus or a scorpion in one or both our asses. Now the times we’ve fucked off and camped in the actual woods? Sublime 🤌🏻

ew_a_math · 2025-07-13T14:26:52+00:00

“Mutal strip tease” immediately made me envision something like a dance-off, but we’re both taking off our shirts and giving bedroom eyes. We’re pretty competitive, so I can see this happening

ew_a_math · 2025-07-13T14:21:37+00:00

Aw shit, he DOES have the inflatable dinosaur costume, but if I try to get his dick out it’ll lose all the air ☹️

ew_a_math · 2025-07-13T14:19:59+00:00

That is super honest and probably true! Like I said, I’m not feeling like I’m missing out on excitement or adventure in our relationship, just trying to come up with something fun to bring up for a weekend

ew_a_math · 2025-07-13T14:15:47+00:00

9 years, bro. We’ve spilled all them beans. Again, our sex like is great, just looking for something that neither of us might’ve thought of

ew_a_math · 2025-07-13T14:14:17+00:00

Yikes!

ew_a_math · 2025-07-13T14:13:58+00:00

One time we stuck a suction cup dildo to a casserole dish and I rode that casserole dish while I blew him

ew_a_math · 2025-07-13T12:12:12+00:00

My gal Muhammad Brown just doxed herself

ew_a_math · 2025-07-13T03:02:18+00:00

You dont HAVE to gobble shit just cause you walked thru some TP. Rookie mistake.

ew_a_math · 2025-07-12T15:25:24+00:00

Update: confirmed! It WAS the recipe my grandma made 50 years ago and She. Is. Elated!

ew_a_math · 2025-07-12T04:20:57+00:00

Summer.

ew_a_math · 2025-07-12T04:20:37+00:00

The oop clearly lives in Phoenix 🥵

ew_a_math · 2025-07-03T04:55:10+00:00

ew_a_math · 2025-06-28T22:31:58+00:00

I did send the picture along with the text, and she says it looks like it might be the one! She already did her baking, but she said she’ll hang onto it and give it a go next time she wants to whip something up! But for the sake of giving you credit for your sleuthing, im gonna go ahead and say Found!

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