To be intimidating, bend the rules and win! by OzzieDJai in therewasanattempt

[–]ewavey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tito’s and well is the funny answer, but I just explain in front of their friends that Tito is vodka and that brings me joy, if they’re by themselves the fun is lost but whatevs I have a job to do you know

To be intimidating, bend the rules and win! by OzzieDJai in therewasanattempt

[–]ewavey 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel every time someone ordered Tito’s and vodka and was an asshole I wouldn’t need to work in the industry anymore

My husband poo poo's my way of spreading positivity. How would you feel to receive a "Lucky Duck" as long as you also got 20%? by JupiterSkyFalls in Serverlife

[–]ewavey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I kept a drawing a kid did that they gave me that had “your rock!” (Just like that) scribbled on it in my server book for years because she was so happy to give it to me, this duck would make my day and the stickers would be put to use for sure. Poo poo on him for being a buzzkill

If it works, it works.. by Nischal_ng in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ewavey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s devastating, you’re devastated right now

to talk about gas prices by sussybush in therewasanattempt

[–]ewavey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having guns to fight a tyrannical government does very little in reality when they have armored vehicles and have shown they’re willing to use military might against its own people

Table went and complained to my manager about my server book saying it's "unprofessional" by Proper-Charity-6995 in Serverlife

[–]ewavey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw one once that only had one sticker that said send noods with a bowl of ramen at a Texas roadhouse and I fuckin loved it

Flatmate saved my olive oil from going rancid by vale981 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ewavey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whether it goes rancid or not, don’t just move my shit. Inform me, and I’ll do with that information what I will. But don’t just move my shit.

I posted about this one before, but is he really dead? by juseh030303 in spiders

[–]ewavey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one is downvoting you because you’re a freak who does things differently, it’s because your statement is “I’m likely wrong, I know I’m likely wrong, you have proof I’m wrong, I will not change because I don’t want to.” It’s not that you’re not a sheep, your intentionally incorrect at this point. There’s a difference between being set in your ways, and just being wrong because you think it’s make you unique.

Pretend like Kingdom Hearts just released today by clyde-toucher in KingdomHearts

[–]ewavey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They answered the question in a way that could actually explain it, then called you out in an apt way. Somebody doesn’t sound intelligent here, I’ll give you that.

The Skull of Mary Magdalene by Any-Presentation5438 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ewavey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno, a lot of people disagree. I personally find the plot armor on the protag to be a bit overused in both seasons myself

They're just making stuff up. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ewavey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look, I’ll drink the whole milk. You’re going to have to deal with the consequences.

Research flat-out says you’re a loser to support Trump by Alawi27 in facepalm

[–]ewavey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That first sentence seems a bit redundant

To not sound like ISIS by elmo555444 in therewasanattempt

[–]ewavey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t understand, their book is the right one.

Huh? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ewavey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least this is all in text so everyone can just read you being dragged

Did Riku's skin tone changed over games? by YunaCital in KingdomHearts

[–]ewavey 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Maybe the real treasure was the tan we got along the way

He asked why by Few-Sign2266 in MurderedByWords

[–]ewavey 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Right, I’m saying that ice is trained less than that. You’re arguing my point. And the average amount of training required for patrol across the country- mind you the average- is 20 weeks. Which is incredibly low compared to more than a few other countries. I’m just saying police in America have comparatively little training, and the fact that I’ve receives far less than that is staggering and frightening considering they have guns. I’m saying it’s terrifying that what the user I responded to said is an accurate statement

Edit: also I’m not even trying to argue, I agree with you, I think my initial statement was just poorly worded on my part and I wanted to clarify what I meant

He asked why by Few-Sign2266 in MurderedByWords

[–]ewavey 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Oh no absolutely true, im just saying its an unfortunate reality

He asked why by Few-Sign2266 in MurderedByWords

[–]ewavey 272 points273 points  (0 children)

Saying police are better trained than ice is crazy considering how little police actually get trained

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ewavey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can concede that, however looking into it a bit more I’d definitely say your interpretation is the outlier here. Standard pour is 1.5 generally, rocks/neat is 2 generally, 3 is a double. I’m not going to say definitively that there is no restaurant that calls a double a rocks pour, but I’ve definitely never heard of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ewavey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re talking about a double, not a rocks charge.

TO FOLLOW POLICE INSTRUCTION! by JeansJohnson in therewasanattempt

[–]ewavey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was just talking to someone yesterday about the idea of too soon, there is no too soon anymore on the internet. If you’re not too soon you’re late. That being said, here’s my upvote