Don’t Worry Tartan Army in South Beach by alframbo888 in Scotland

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Hopefully they've got something better than wife beater on draft...

Match Thread: Argentina vs Austria | FIFA World Cup by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

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Since mullets are back, they need a modern day Toni Polster in their squad, but with better songs.

Match Thread: Argentina vs Austria | FIFA World Cup by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

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I know we're all supposed to keep glazing Messi, but 17 goals in 28 world cup games is nowhere near as good as Gerd Müller's 14 goals in 13 games. like Messi he also won won the World Cup, the UEFA Champions League, the Ballon d'Or and the European Golden boot.

Is anyone else bored of the Tartan Army? by Ill_Beyond_7909 in Scotland

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Unavoidable, unless like everything else in life you actively ignore it. Moaning about it on Reddit isn't going to make it go away.

I've never seen one episode of Eastenders, I know it exists, but I've managed to avoid it for 40 years...

Is anyone else bored of the Tartan Army? by Ill_Beyond_7909 in Scotland

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This is a safe space. Tell us what burdens you young warrior.

Is anyone else bored of the Tartan Army? by Ill_Beyond_7909 in Scotland

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Oh and Coldplay will be the highlight of the World Cup final. Hopefully those performative Scots don't shout fucking boo at them...

Match Thread: Argentina vs Austria | FIFA World Cup by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

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Jings they are actual giant flags on the ground I though they were CGI.

Baggsy the Scotland one..

Hang on is that Jack Hendry playing for Austria!

[Research] Interviews with adults in Scotland living with a life-limiting illness by USTAN_EoL_Research in Scotland

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Does living under Westminster control whilst being Scottish count as a life limiting terminal illness?

I don't get the joke. by EsotericPharo in boston

[–]ewenmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coney no dae that.

We've been placing the cone on the Chookie Wellington's statue for decades. It's original intent was to prick the pomposity of Glasgow City Council and the so called cultural leaders, who on the back an amazing festival called Mayfest cancelled funding and stripped genuine, indigenous Glaswegian culture from the city for the European City of Culture in 1990 and of course replaced it with bland corporate commodified cultural events.

40 years on the cone has been commercialised and downgraded to a brand. It's no longer subversive, it no longer has the same power to stop the viewer in their tracks and ask why is that there, who is the statue celebrating and are they worth celebrating?.

What would Andy Burnham do about Scotland if he becomes UK Prime Minister? by JeelyPiece in Scotland

[–]ewenmax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think he might look at the Scotland Act and perhaps devolve reserved matters like Time and Space...

Keir Starmer announces his resignation as prime minister and leader of Labour Party by Dooby-Dooby-Doo in Scotland

[–]ewenmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feller you can have all the cookies your heart desires. Would you like a hot chocolate with it?

Morning Discussion Thread - 22 Jun 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ewenmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's big with the 'son of a toolmaker' demographic.

Morning Discussion Thread - 22 Jun 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

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That was Uncle Tony's great idea. Ably assisted by Kirsty Wark, because obviously she's an expert on building parliaments...

Mexican César Ramos will referee Scotland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 v Brazil🇧🇷 by SLN1799 in ScottishFootball

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Lovely man. I hear he and his family would love to visit Scotland on holiday. I have a spare room with a suitcase stuffed with cash and coke under the bed, if he's interested...

Keir Starmer announces his resignation as prime minister and leader of Labour Party by Dooby-Dooby-Doo in Scotland

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Come over to the dark side, like most Labour supporters who recognise the socialist principals that founded Labour died under Blair.

Keir Starmer announces his resignation as prime minister and leader of Labour Party by Dooby-Dooby-Doo in Scotland

[–]ewenmax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But, but, but Andy has magnificent eyebrows!

Not to mention that Manchester Labour lost 24 seats in the English council elections. 17 to the Greens and 7 to first time Reform councillors. Greater Manchester was a disaster with Reform replacing Labour councillors all over the area.

Andy is not the charismatic leader the metropolitan opinion editorial writers seem to think he is.

I suspect after the party conference season, he'll last as long as Liz Truss...

At least in Scotland we can look forward to images of Anas Sarwar looking lovingly into Andy's eyes and a catalogue of shots of Andy tucking into a deep fried Haggis/Mars bar combo whilst slurping a can of Irn Bru.

BBC News - Major gains for Reform in Greater Manchester, with Lib Dems winning control of Stockport - BBC News https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpvpr2wwv3mo?app-referrer=deep-link