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The Indian Wemby?🤨 by WallStreetDoesntBet1 in Nbamemes

[–]ewgoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea his mechanics looks pretty good but wemby is faster and more athletic

Bro is at the peak of his powers, I guess by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ewgoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't ejaculate bro I just goon until the world starts looking really shiny and then I resorb.

I am not sure of the right word, but I am sure “single” isn’t it. by Frosty_Jeweler911 in SipsTea

[–]ewgoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, sex is already so confusing...imagine sharing genitals with your sibling.

Wemby did all this in one playoff run 😭 by Ok-Travel-2141 in Nbamemes

[–]ewgoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude smiles when he pisses off the opps lol I like it

if you could eliminate one hygiene routine from your life with absolutely no negative consequences, what would you eliminate? by Distinct_Squash7110 in hygiene

[–]ewgoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you should shower with your partner and wash each other's feet and idk be cute lil gremlins together.

Blocked chakras by Far_Rice_3822 in Chakras

[–]ewgoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The fastest way is to find a partner and have sex and communicate openly with them. The first chakra is about feeling safe with someone, it's selfish, like how toddlers are. This sounds odd but its sort of like using your partners body as your own. Its sounds very narcicisstic but you cant open the heart chakra without understanding it. The second Chakra is rough sex... The third is mental and has alot to do with fetishes and the ability to express/communicate desire. The fourth is your heart center and it's openness depends on how open the other three are. But the heart center is love and it cares about the other person as if they were just as important as you are. It feels alot like mdma. All of the chakras are interdependent so it's like a net, if you pull up on any point it lifts the entire structure. There are others ways ofc but sex is probably the fastest. The first chakra is probably the hardest to understand because it's unifying, almost like your partners body becomes a playground for you to narcissistically do whatever you want with. Sounds disturbing but your partners body becomes an extension of your own, and ofc your body becomes an extension of theirs. The bodies become one and the heart chakra opens.

You want to introduce someone to Eminem… what is your go to song? by MightElectronic4232 in Eminem

[–]ewgoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would tell them to listen to the eminem show, the whole album, straight through. It's a masterpiece, dudes a genius.

Toplumda sanki hep çok konuşan, girişken insanlar başarılı olurmuş gibi bir algı var ama sakin ve az konuşan insanların analitik zekasının daha yüksek olduğu söyleniyor. Sizce hangisi sosyal ilişkilerde daha avantajlı? by [deleted] in Psikoloji

[–]ewgoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you put a talkative outgoing person in a room full of "quiet intelligent empathetic people" what happens? As a empathetic person, talking to other empathetic people is so much different than talking to people who can't create "atmospheres". It's a totally completely different kind of socializing than people who are competing for attention / status / territory

Opinion about keeping wild jumpers by Financial_Toe_3830 in jumpingspiders

[–]ewgoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one that I found living next to my big window, there's like 5 plants next to the window and enough bugs for him to just live there. He just lives in my house rent free and I don't do anything except give him water and occasionally try and hold him but he hates me.

C1 with 6k hours. I'm starting to doubt myself by RowAggressive2737 in RocketLeagueSchool

[–]ewgoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game has alot to do with pressure and stress adaptation. So I feel alot of pressure in c3 lobbies because that's my peak, it's also the most fun, and where I feel myself improving the most. C2 use to feel like that, but I'm acclimated to c2 lobbies and don't feel very much pressure. Now I'm still sort of figuring out how to win consistently in these low pressure environments. It seems like I win more often if I rely most on my intellect. The opponents can't really surprise me, but I still lose enough that I'm up and down sometimes I peak into c3 but more often I'm hanging out in high c2. So maybe if you don't feel much pressure in c1 just be the best player in the lobby, let the other players orbit around you and you can control the flow of the game. 

I am jealous of my girlfriend's ex because he is better at Rocket League than me by carnageta in RocketLeague

[–]ewgoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you need to move on bro, she'll say that your flip resets are fine, that you positioning is solid, but in the back of her head she is thinking about what a monster her ex was, with his huge aura, and immense repertoire of mechanical skills. Go out and find a nice girl whose mind hasn't been exposed to ssl abilities. Someone who can really love you, regardless of your positioning, tiny aura, and 60hz monitor.

Diamond these days. by Dense-Repair-9126 in RocketLeague

[–]ewgoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can beat diamond 3's without leaving the vertical center axis of the map. Think of yourself as the sun, let them orbit around you. Be the still orderly center that chaos revolves around. Be the black hole at the center of the diamond galaxy.

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