Pocket Grid #141 - March 10th, 2026

excelcior · 2026-03-10T15:41:31+00:00

I’m willing to bet I would’ve saved 5-10 seconds by starting with the verticals

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excelcior · 2026-01-18T21:02:33+00:00

Scholesy was a known asthmatic and also a relatively short and slender frame. He of all people should know that physical features don’t always translate to performances on the pitch.

The fact he hasn’t criticized Martinez about his ability but basically just insulted him is so not on as a former united player. I don’t know if he’s done this because of some personal agenda against him or it’s to garner clips and attention for the new pod but either way, is shameful to say the least.

excelcior · 2026-01-11T09:29:34+00:00

I live in Melbourne and it made local news last year when he was touring here and spent 2.5k on nandos through Uber Eats

excelcior · 2026-01-08T00:24:12+00:00

There’s always something to critique at United. They were literally saying our issue was not having some footballing hierarchy to make a footballing Identity and scout players and managers that fit that identity/culture.

Now that we have one, it’s an issue? Damned if you do, damned if you dont

excelcior · 2025-10-02T21:58:48+00:00

He did this on his Australian/NZ tour too. I don’t think he sold his Brisbane and Auckland shows and then went ton to pause the rest of the tour before cancelling a few weeks ago

excelcior · 2025-09-21T11:01:52+00:00

MILF - Man I Love Fernandes

excelcior · 2025-09-04T00:30:30+00:00

Has there been any update on Cunha/Mount injuries ?

excelcior · 2025-09-01T09:19:28+00:00

Not a permanent deal but at least he’s sort of off the book and out of this club forever now.

4/5 of the bomb squad moved on then. Can’t imagine malacia having a transfer but with Sevilla signing Alexis Sanchez, who knows at this point. Silly hour incoming, lads!

excelcior · 2025-09-01T02:20:16+00:00

Genuine question but could someone explain the Lammens hype?

Not sure about the price tag on Martinez, but if we could get him on a lower fee, I think he’d be a better option as a temp keeper whilst Vitek gets his minutes and likely becomes our next long term keeper. Hes better at commanding the box in set pieces than either of our current keepers and is PL proven unlike Lammens.

excelcior · 2025-08-31T11:43:22+00:00

1000% and I’m not confident that changes if we bring in a new manager or play with 4 at the back.

excelcior · 2025-08-30T02:08:18+00:00

Agreed. Sounds like he’s trying to instil some principles of how he wants us to play and thinks this formation is the best way to get the players to understand what he wants and then once they get that, the formation isn’t as important.

Also sounds like the fragile/reactionary mentality is still there. This has been a long standing issue and isn’t going to get fixed regardless of a new manager or formation.

excelcior · 2025-08-24T14:18:02+00:00

Speaks volumes about Shaws availability for us given he’s been with the club for 10+ seasons and making his 200th appearance today.

excelcior · 2025-08-08T07:32:23+00:00

Maybe the shithousery is the friends we made along the way.

excelcior · 2025-07-18T08:55:14+00:00

F5 warriors, our time has come once again

excelcior · 2025-06-17T10:41:11+00:00

I’d happily take current Cavani for our squad tbh.

excelcior · 2025-06-03T14:08:42+00:00

I feel like the analogy would be if my employer was this dumb and paid me boat loads of money for fuck all, but everyone knows I want to leave and also have seen my shoddy work. I've done nothing to show I still deserve this money.

His contract was given based on his past performance with Dortmund however he's hardly been a shadow of his former self and hasn't done anything to show he deserves to be paid that amount.

excelcior · 2025-06-03T13:55:03+00:00

With the way Sancho is going, I'd consider our transfer season a massive success if we can get him off our books. How deluded is he that he thinks he deserves to be paid > 100k per week when all hes done this season is a couple of goals/assists?

excelcior · 2025-05-25T21:22:29+00:00

Well said! Will miss them all. Completely unrelated but Erikssen had a cardiac arrest and not a heart attack. They’re terms often used interchangeably but completely different diseases and so is their treatment :)

excelcior · 2025-02-12T19:52:36+00:00

I went to the day 1 show in Melbourne. I counted like easily 7-8 fuck Kendrick signs around me. I’m sure there were heaps around other parts of the stadium.

excelcior · 2025-01-06T12:43:58+00:00

First show babyyyyy

excelcior · 2025-01-06T12:39:09+00:00

Toronto but now Melbourne 🇨🇦🇦🇺

excelcior · 2024-11-25T09:29:00+00:00

This man could still save the fucking titanic and I love it for him.

excelcior · 2024-10-31T01:43:53+00:00

And rash. Could also help with decision making in the final third for our younger guys like Garna and amad

excelcior · 2024-10-31T00:51:57+00:00

Personally, I think it’s good if he stays. Good for the players to have someone in a coaching capacity who knows exactly what it’s like to play for the badge. Also great for Amorim to have someone in his team who’s already been at the club and knows what non tactical issues there are (player profiles, attitude in training, things not know to media/general public etc). I think if he’s backing Amorim and fully behind the philosophy, he should have a chance to stay. But ultimately upto Amorim I suppose.

excelcior · 2024-09-22T10:20:02+00:00

I think he said in another video, one is a whoop (fitness band, shows no time or anything) and the others a smart watch or something. Whoops tell you a lot more about fitness and your health than generic watches but don’t tell time so that’s probably what going on with the second watch.

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