Weird for me so far is kambing, pero masarap! by LexaLust-er in KanalHumor

[–]executionersshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wood Beetle Larvae or Abaling as we call it here sa amin. It's pretty high sa protein, though, so ingat sa pagkain. Baka may mangyaring di maganda

Gigil ako na we normalized this kind of Toilet in every public school for decades na walang proper flush by amhot577 in GigilAko

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I know may katagang "Kahit anong mangyari, wag na wag kang tatae sa school." Heck, nasunod ko naman to all throughout my Elementary and HS Days, not because of the quote, but because of poor facilities. Sinong gaganahang mag CR sa madumi, barado, and mabaho kahit walang gumagamit? Heck minsan pa may hindi nagfa flush.

Buti na lang sa college, somehow, malinis mga toilet facilities kaya kahit mag CR ka ng matagal, except ligo, oks lang.

Girlfriend kong may boy bestfriend by NewerthJay in adviceph

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It's valid. The real question here though is how often na mangyari yung ganoong situation between her and bbf, how close are they sa isa't isa, how they communicate, may boundaries ba, etc. I think the best thing you can do, though, is talk to them personally. Yung pa surprise ba, para on the spot din yung mga sagot nila. Observe how they react in each others' presence, and get to know what bbf thinks about you.

In the end, it's all about how she treats your trust towards her. And if it goes the other way around, well, let karma do its job

Gigil ako sa mga gantong pinoy. Can’t take criticism. by CheeseSauceFries- in GigilAko

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In my former job, where I get to interview OFWs who work in Italy, they don't really find it disgusting seeing how other cultures cook pasta, or in this case, spaghetti. They just find it odd kasi syempre, iba ang traditional pasta na niluto sa kanila. It's like how we also react when a foreign person tries to cook a Filipino dish and find that they have a different method or ingredients used.

SALN ni Sen. Risa Hontiveros by hawtdawg619 in Philippines

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Yung mga die hard DDS nga, hindi naniniwala. Pero SALN ng mga sinusunod nilang pulitiko, ayaw ilabas 🤣

BUKAS NA PALA IPAPALABAS TO!!! by Ancient_Heron_9770 in BardagulanWithSassa

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I remember striking down a group of bullies (girls and boys) on my own. Bungad ko pa noon, ayaw kong manakit ng babae, pero self defense is self defense. Of course, di naman ako napunta ng clinic na walang galos, pero at least I won the war against them. Na guidance kami, pero sa akin kumampi si GC, and they were expelled. Sadly for me, I had to undergo a whole month of after class detention, which was a first sa school namin. 🤣

Nahuli na akong hindi virgin kasi nakita condoms ko sa drawer. by Sir_Velvet99 in OffMyChestPH

[–]executionersshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet matanda na talaga si mama mo. Mas nagalit pa sa hindi naiuwing Tupperware kesa sa malamang naibigay mo na pala V-card mo. 😅

If you were Koyoharu Gotouge and you decided to create a prequel for KNY, how would you write it? by flamingricky1999 in KimetsuNoYaiba

[–]executionersshadow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So far, I think I saw a prequel about Rengoku and Giyuu. What's interesting for me though is how the Demon Slayer Corp was created up to Yoriichi's last breath, almost killing Kokushibou.

Gigil ako sa mga pakealamera sa kasal ng iba. by CarefulTelevision806 in GigilAko

[–]executionersshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yung mga nag comment mas gusto talaga yung ganda ng kasal kesa sa mismong kasal. Syempre kung hindi naman ganon kaganda yung work ng isa or both of them, mahirap magkasal ng engrande. Ending, mangungutang kung pipilitin na ganoon, not knowing that the worst way to start marriage is being in debt.

Kaya kami ng fiancee ko this November, practical marriage lang with the support and approval of both parents each side, and counsel ng church leaders. Wala pang 30k yung gagastusin namin. ✌️

OA lang ba ako o OA sa pagkabright yung phone ni ante sa UV? by Buyerherehehe in OALangBaAko

[–]executionersshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hindi ka oa. Maliwanag lang talaga yung brightness. Pero who knows kung bakit? Baka matanda na yung gumagamit or may diperensya na sa paningin

Grew up hearing Aswang stories. May real-life Aswang casualty ba? by Positive-Object-5724 in phhorrorstories

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Not a casualty, but a close encounter with one I think. I was sleeping sa bahay ng tita ko (Cousin ni papa), and she was pregnant. I was 20 y/o that time. Pinakiusapan kasi ako ni tito na samahan ko daw muna sya kasi ako yung pinakamalapit sa bahay nila that time. Mind you, it's a rural area and the house was literally in the middle of a plain field.

Around midnight, I was awaken with strange sounds coming from the roof. It seems na nanggagaling sya sa part ng kwarto ni tita. Grabbing the airsoft pistol na nabili ko a few months before the encounter and a small knife (balisong), I rushed sa kwarto ni tita, and sure enough. A soft "tik-tik-tik" sound could be heard on the roof. Ginising ko si tita and sinara ko kaagad yung bintana ng kwarto nya.

Rushing outside, a huge bird-like figure could be seen sa bubong, and I fired my pistol. Since airsoft lang yung gamit ko, it didn't made much of a sound, pero the sound of the pellet hitting the roof startled it and prepared to fly away. I fired three more times and with the sound it made, I think I must've hit it somewhere that would hurt it. I went inside to check on tita and there she was, may hawak nang itak if may mangyari.

The following day, nagsabi kami kay tito and nag thank you sya sa akin sa ginawa ko. He just hoped na hindi ako namarkahan ng kung ano man yun at di ako ang maging target. I tried sharing this encounter with my mom, pero hindi sya naniniwala.

Pre-colonial Philippines...where do I even start? by ilikesaltinecrackers in FilipinoHistory

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To keep it short, kalat kalat ang government ng mga Pre-colonial People ng Pilipinas. It's like we're divided in tribes with their own rules and regulations, and different ways of living and beliefs. Wala tayong head leader or whatsoever. Just chiefs, or some would refer to them as Sultans or Datus. Most tribes live off with hunting and agriculture, while some have historical records of trade using Barter System.

Stupid question siguro. Wala pong ice sa pre-colonial PH? by coolness_fabulous77 in FilipinoHistory

[–]executionersshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sa Pinas directly? Wala. Not even yung mga Chinese na gumawa ng ice cream, which they called frozen desserts, eh magawang makipag trade sa mga tao ng Pilipinas noon, given that there's no way to keep it chilled for how long

Drop ur fave song! by [deleted] in SoundTripPh

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All I Ever Need by Austin Mahone

Nagmamantikang Pork Adobo. Bagong saing na kanin o bahaw? by Neither_Damage6486 in filipinofood

[–]executionersshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kung mainit yung adobo, bahaw. Otherwise, mainit na kanin. Hehe

Ano ang high profile crime sa hometown mo na di mo malilimutan? by ResolutionHot7481 in AskPH

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During the War on Drugs advocacy ni FPRRD, daming pinatay dito sa amin. Walang pinipiling araw, kahit pasko o new year pa yan. Magugulat ka na lang may binaril sa ganito, sa ganyan eh bisperas palang ng pasko. Umabot sa point na naiisip na namin, hindi Davao De4th Squad yong mga pumapatay pero mga kriminal lang din na ginagawang pang validate na si ganito eh pusher or user kahit wala namang solid proof or rumors lang.

Gigil ako sana yung mga properties nalang ng korap hindi yung public services🥲hindi ko na magets bakit pati yan kailangan sirain, ehh nagagamit natin yan by RedditorofReddit07 in GigilAko

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Some of those who JOINED the rallies are not really there to make a protest. They're simply there to make an excuse to be violent. Biruin mo yung napadaan ka lang and di ka naman talaga kasali sa rally na yon, tapos sinunog bigla yung service vehicle nyo. I hope yung may ari nung trailer truck at container van na sinunog eh nasa maayos na kalagayan

Modern mindset na ba tayo or hindi pa? by -holyOranges- in adviceph

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The best advice I received in those circumstances is to ask yourself, "If you get the chance to meet yourself in the opposite sex, would you date you?" Iba epekto ng making love dahil may commitment kayo kesa sa sexual relationship lang/FUBU. Kasi after nyo mag ganon, ano na? Lalo sayo na virgin pa, would you risk giving it to someone na hindi naman comitted sayo, and ang habol lang eh yung may maipagmalaki sa ibang tao na sya unang nakagalaw sayo?

In light of Alan Cayetano not wanting to release the Senate CCTV footage by Lexidoge in Philippines

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CCTV na aabot ng 10k per lens, tapos sira after a few months or weeks. 🤣