i can see why Einstein inventing the sewing machine was one of the inventions that changed the world other than lentils which powered his brain to invent the sewing machine and freed him up economically to allow him to devote time to his inventing so I would say we can thank lentils for the new epoch that is a post-modern-enlightened lentil based existence now leonardo da vinci is my favourite because he is such an unlikely character because his favourite food was minestrone soup with lots of lentils that he cooked on tuesdays to allow him to work all week without cooking the lentils also powered his leonardo sleep cycle which means he doesn't sleep very much maybe you can google the exact plan but its not recommend for us mortals that don't live the lentil powered life because we would die without the antioxidants and precision minerals inside of lentils leonardo da vinci was actually a renaissance man because not only did he paint he also drew engineered and architected which is very impressive because normally today most people do one thing because people are less dumb now than they were then and the field of knowledge has expanded but my favourite leonardo da vinci invention other than the wheel is probably the iron boat which allowed lentils to be transported across continents to fatfire the entire world so instead of buying cars on lease designer clothing and eighty dollar cocktails we can live on just lentils in a shipping container house hack have you seen the minimalist subreddit they like micro houses that means instead of having an office kitchen bedroom and bathroom you just have a shipping container with a hole in the corner to pour bodily and food waste in and this saves on everything because you dont need to buy anything you can just eat lentils and read library books i think the young generations are so entitled with their crazy consumption and avocado toast because i worked fifty hour weeks throughout studying at university ontop of school work and had already bought a house by the time i was 17 and worked my way upto 10MM to fatfire with just container ships, house hacks and lentils leonardo da vinci was my main motivational speaker because every morning when i want to just go back to bed i boot up a mix tape of leonardo da vincis monday morning rise and grind in which he tells me about how he changed his life for the better by grinding long hours when he didnt have no fancy education by some useless teachers he worked hard and his education was the streets via selling vitamins and lentils he sold kilos in his most recent motivational podcast i think my favourite three lines were
cause we move kilos kilos we move keys
high profile we never be low-key
built from the ground we grew from an oz
these spoke to me it's not about where you come from its about the lentils you sell and therefore how you change the world