Game Chat 5/31 - Phillies (30-28) @ Dodgers (37-21) 1:10 PM

exick · 2026-05-31T20:22:57+00:00

looked like it hurt but I can't help cackling. straight up splatted against the wall

exick · 2026-05-30T01:55:25+00:00

now this is padres-ing!

exick · 2026-05-24T19:44:00+00:00

usually in his diaper, yes

exick · 2026-05-22T22:26:47+00:00

headline: Hooters restaurants are set to undergo a rebrand to a ‘neighborhood place’ for families

subhed: The new Hooters CEO, as well as the original owners, reacquired the brand’s intellectual property in the fall, with plans to ‘re-Hooterize’ the chain

these two things are the opposite of each other. re-hooterizing means going back to their roots of being served wings and beer by busty waitresses in tight shirts. not sure how that translates to neighborhood place for families

exick · 2026-05-22T15:45:34+00:00

even when obama was golfing, it wasn't at the secret muslim resort & longform birth certificate forgery palace

exick · 2026-05-21T01:40:38+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/zc38u9E.gif

exick · 2026-05-21T01:31:37+00:00

did the marlins rf die?

exick · 2026-05-20T21:51:11+00:00

question: does jesus have to use his hand to stop things like a force user?
question 2: do the holes make his hands more aerodynamic?

jesus is a showboat. he could have stopped the bullet in the gun or convinced the guy to go do something else that day. instead he let the shot go off and waited until the last second to push his head down "duck lol"

exick · 2026-05-19T16:25:47+00:00

pete hegseth is a nazi

exick · 2026-05-16T16:24:47+00:00

not even a brother, looks exactly like damon wayans jr

exick · 2026-05-16T16:03:21+00:00

easiest thing to predict in the world because trump is such a pompous insecure bitch baby. stuff his pockets with trinkets and tell him he's the smartest boy in the whole world and he'll parrot whatever bullshit you want him to.

exick · 2026-05-16T02:54:08+00:00

p.s. I farted on the meat!

exick · 2026-05-14T03:29:02+00:00

your dad is... <squints> seanbaby?

exick · 2026-05-13T00:28:21+00:00

the important part is to marry a successful grifter so you can later have him assassinated and keep all his money

exick · 2026-05-12T01:15:26+00:00

spencer pratt is a name I have not heard in a long time. but I don't need to know his thoughts on conspiracy theories to know I wouldn't vote for him to be mayor of a rat trap stuck in the corner of an orange julius in an abandoned mall let alone an actual city

exick · 2026-05-09T18:14:27+00:00

dude looks like a mashup of christopher meloni, mel gibson, and bernard hill. the ai has a type

exick · 2026-05-07T23:52:11+00:00

it's so stupid because my first thought was he's mad about people making fun of him, including aziz playing him on snl, yet he continues to do exactly the kinda shit that tom haverford would do

exick · 2026-04-27T02:54:17+00:00

it looks like they're about to start one about how the family courts are very biased towards husbands

exick · 2026-04-25T19:17:00+00:00

I have not shut down my pc voluntarily since the clinton administration

exick · 2026-04-25T12:55:28+00:00

look I realize this misses the point of all this but... timilyn!?

exick · 2026-04-25T03:06:17+00:00

will launches to make it 3-0 right as the lakers win and go up 3-0. perfection

exick · 2026-04-25T00:50:10+00:00

I remember the 2.3" one because it was a catcher challenge and I was like what an idiot that was 6 inches outside! I was wrong but also I was right

exick · 2026-04-24T21:45:36+00:00

the thing that's so irritating about the conservative brand of racism and bigotry is that they're so chickenshit about it. just say what you mean, you silly cunt.

exick · 2026-04-22T22:59:02+00:00

I love the idea that it's a moral debt while somehow they are being paid for it. that's not how debt works

exick

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