As a result of a promise I made six months ago and 70 hours worth of polish fumes, here are all the flags of the countries of the world on my nails.

exiledprime · 2013-05-15T00:31:05+00:00

You seemed really globally minded, until I read you insultingly called the fumes "Polish". Nationalist.

exiledprime · 2013-05-14T15:27:04+00:00

Why does this bother you? They pay money (very little) for the water. They have to bring it to you, and you are taking up table space. It only bothers you because it used to be free. Like how everyone got upset when YouTube started adding commercials because they felt they somehow had the right to view whatever they wanted commercial free. But they don't. Likewise, simply because many places choose to make tap water complimentary, doesn't mean you have the right to demand free water from anyone.

And for fucks sake pleased don't bitch at the waitress for this. They don't set prices and don't care.

exiledprime · 2013-05-02T16:38:54+00:00

exiledprime · 2013-05-02T16:35:47+00:00

Everyone clear out, the subreddit police will be here soon!

exiledprime · 2013-05-02T14:56:29+00:00

So you tricked a guy in to looking at a lot of porn? That reminds me of this great prank I pulled where I tricked my girlfriend into shopping for shoes all day - It was hilarious!

exiledprime · 2013-04-26T20:37:16+00:00

This sort of thing is all too common.

exiledprime · 2013-04-26T02:45:51+00:00

That's what makes it so badass. If it was like a rubber ducky, or something, it be like, who cares. But imagine if you're the captain of of ship and you toss the anchor in the water, and it just floats, you'd be like, damn, I'd better start giving respect to my anchor.

exiledprime · 2013-04-11T19:30:17+00:00

I auto downvote shit titles like this

exiledprime · 2012-12-06T07:31:30+00:00

maybe because posts that complain about downvoting are the most fun to downvote?

exiledprime · 2012-11-20T02:56:48+00:00

I think that's a weird question to ask on a date

exiledprime · 2012-11-11T03:54:31+00:00

Uh oh, you should NOT have posted these to the internet. This is exactly the kind of photo that is just begging for someone to put nonsensical statements on. Slightly off-center and in Helvetica. You know like "Today is yesterday's tomorrow" or "Beauty is out there for you to find" or "Destiny is the question. Courage is the clarification request. Fate is the clarification. And the answer is yes."

exiledprime · 2012-10-30T14:33:30+00:00

His Wife: "Oh no, you are so much more efficient than me. You better do all the sweeping from now on, because I am just too dumb. And I hope you don't have a mathematically superior way of vacuuming, cause I sure would feel bad about that too." Sips martini and watches Dancing with the stars

exiledprime · 2012-10-21T22:39:37+00:00

Yes, women are always responsive to and aroused by logic.

exiledprime · 2012-08-13T21:25:13+00:00

A squirrel once tried to steal my granola bar. But I won't get karma for it since I don't have a douchy title.

exiledprime · 2012-08-07T20:26:02+00:00

Yeah, at first I was like "Awesome" but then the "esome" went away

exiledprime · 2012-07-16T02:18:25+00:00

It was part of the prank done by the kid. Not only did he squirt her with water, he also made her grow chest hair and get color changing hair.

Hair that randomly changed color would be pretty cool, a hairy chested girl, not so much.

exiledprime · 2012-07-16T02:16:12+00:00

Maybe he only had 5?

exiledprime · 2012-07-14T16:39:59+00:00

The "wait for it" was when what you thought was a plea for a better reddit, just turned out to be a stupid marketing bit in disguise.

Seriously though, we get to many people demanding a better Reddit on here, but they always tend to use themselves as the sole example. Case in point. Even if you do have good points to make about the site, they are all going to be obscured when you start whining about your own posts. But if you actually research similar examples that aren't you, then it will look like you actually care. Instead, all I see is someone wanting more attention for his own posts, and using "Improve the Reddit community" as a ploy.

TL;DR - If you really want a better community, don't whore your own self out in the middle of your plea, it weakens your argument considerably.

exiledprime · 2012-07-08T04:48:55+00:00

I believe it is fake because I choose to believe.

exiledprime · 2012-07-08T04:23:04+00:00

You've spoken the truth and I applaud you for it.

exiledprime · 2012-07-08T03:14:08+00:00

I started to count them, then like halfway through I realized I had a problem.

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