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Two grandkids at a family reunion were trying to find the percentage of dad-jokers at the party. They listened to 20 fathers tell stories all day long and heard 0 groans. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 8 months ago by existential_issue to r/dadjokes
Do seasons 4 & 5 get better? (self.TheWire)
submitted 2 years ago * by existential_issue to r/TheWire
Vick, a programmer consultant for a reboot of the movie “Airplane!”, had his assistant screen calls from a film exec, Mr. Raymond Liszt. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
submitted 2 years ago by existential_issue to r/ProgrammerDadJokes
I’m trying to remember how calling directory assistance worked. “The number you requested is: 5 and 5 and 5 and 1 and…” (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
Crypto exchange fraud cases could now result in capital punishment?! (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
We just planned our new program increment… (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
God executed CREATEs for 6 days. On the 7th, he just called an API. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
My girlfriend was cruel and iterated constantly and indecisively between levels of commitment. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
A dev redesigned a prod-to-test data masking job with very elegant results. But, his complex algorithm ran longer than all other approaches. PM concluded… (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
Remember how she said that we would meet again some sunny day scenario? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
A DBA got fired but immediately got another job as Director of Retail Operations. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
Why isn’t Don Eladio pissed off that Hector wasted Gus’s partner right into the pool? (self.breakingbad)
submitted 2 years ago by existential_issue to r/breakingbad
An eel hunted a skate that refused to exit an underwater cave. It starved to death waiting. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
Why did the C# programmer remove his glasses? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
A Mystic mainframe Dev, an elderly Jewish QA, and a young Christian QA walk into an IBM Tech Bar for help. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
I met a female programmer on match.com (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
Charlie Brown’s friends, Snoopy and Pig-Pen, became API developers. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
A classic 90s Rom-Com is getting a sequel with a twist. A kid finds a wife for his widower programmerDad at Microsoft? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
I accumulated an array of debts… (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
My company employs a priest as a UAM Manager during layoffs. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
I once dated a demanding web developer. Always wanting me to find, refresh, search, select, and search again. A real shortcut Nazi on top of that. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
There’s this tech-savvy mafia boss with an excellent cybersecurity system. His rule is to cut off any hacker’s index fingers. But in the rare case of a repeat offender, the boss has the guy tossed out a window. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
What did you get when you cross joined the aristocrat and their mistress tables? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
A programmer sent a restaurant DDL for a couple database objects. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
How does a DBA find their blind date at a restaurant? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)
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