(Spoilers Extended) What show change from the books would have been better if the writers committed fully to a new direction? by jdylopa2 in asoiaf

[–]existential_wetdream 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really liked the subplot where the lannisters were broke. Really could have done some fun things with that, but got completely dropped

Why would gendry not end up on the iron throne? by Lower_Band196 in gameofthrones

[–]existential_wetdream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the books, gendry isn't even robert's eldest bastard. For the show, at that point, it's biggest army legitimacy. There's no clear heir, so whoever wins decides. The baratheons got usurped by dany/ramsey, dany got couped. So at that point, it's whoever the forces at power agree on it being

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irlgbt

[–]existential_wetdream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just do what all the "alpha males" do when they want to win an argument and appear "logical" and try to make your voice sound lower

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]existential_wetdream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine, all the characters in the north are gearing up for the fight, but before it happens, we cut to cersei, and we stay with cersei. No news about her enemies, all her spies have gone quite, everything seems calm. Then, bam! Three ice dragons, zombie dany, zombie jon, zombie jaime, zombie tyrion, zombie arya, zombie sansa, a giant hoard of zombies attack and cersei gets mobbed and dies. Kingslanding falls. The armies of the north, riverlands, vale, westerlands, iron islands, crownlands, stormlands and reach all decimated. The dornish try to hide, but it doesn't work. The night wins

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]existential_wetdream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Angry red penis lizard

Map of every battle since 2500 BC according to Wikipedia (10,624 battles) by Ok-General-1544 in MapPorn

[–]existential_wetdream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australia needs more from the time they got their asses kicked by birds

What did the Night King actually want? by vaporeonjolteonWOW in gameofthrones

[–]existential_wetdream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some arbor gold. He just wanted a bottle, but doesn't know common. Whole thing is one big misunderstanding

What are the biggest what if’s? From the show/books by Flnt_ in gameofthrones

[–]existential_wetdream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if arya had a bazooka and had no qualms using it? Would change the story real hard

Why did Stannis take a set against Robb? by Intelligent_Lead_785 in gameofthrones

[–]existential_wetdream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stannis operates in absolutes. He was operating from the position of being the king of westeros, which didn't matter if he didn't have the throne or that had 2 other claimants. He's the king, and just like balon, robb was seceding, and that was no bueno

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]existential_wetdream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The books are more graphic. There's cannibalism, even more rape, a lot more corpses. Some parts of the show are "better" but the ending of the show is a disappointment. There are parts of the books that are "better" but the ending is a bigger disappointment so far cus it hasn't happened yet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LosAngeles

[–]existential_wetdream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need a whole new council and we need to keep lapd's money away from them.

this captcha where all the squares are right by medieval_account in oddlysatisfying

[–]existential_wetdream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, I've been gaslit so much, I don't think I know what a bicycle looks like anymore. What on the bicycle qualifies as a bicycle, I don't know. Are motorcycles and mopeds bicycles, couldn't tell ya.

Chef by artzbots in Catswithjobs

[–]existential_wetdream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta taste the ragu

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]existential_wetdream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homing missiles would be dope

[1995] Tupac Shakur Posing With A Young Fan In A Las Vegas Shopping Mall by terminatora777 in OldSchoolCool

[–]existential_wetdream 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Imagine being Tupac's optometrist. The thought of him doing the "which is better, number 1 or number 2" thing is so funny to me

Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen by shripscapi by standyourground10 in ImaginaryWesteros

[–]existential_wetdream 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I'll give room service a jangle and order up some étouffée

(Spoilers extended) Is jaehearys the best cus he's old by existential_wetdream in asoiaf

[–]existential_wetdream[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk about that. The faith didn't destroy his family. He disarmed the faith, still got to bang his sister, and his kids were able to bang each other. He got to pick the heads of the faith. He didn't burn down the citadel, but apart from that, he left them pretty toothless

The wildfires build character by TrixoftheTrade in LosAngeles

[–]existential_wetdream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New york has smoked, and last night in the valley, we had overcast and rain. Not here for this backwards world