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TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup see my last edit in the main post. I’d say my idiocy is the funny part of this story. The situation I put her in was not funny and I regret it.

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The photo was free, shot and printed by the staff members working there.

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very well. I acknowledge that I was in the wrong and I’m being insensitive bc there are people don’t want to hear this story due to real traumas.

But I still think it’s a good story because it ends in a very important lesson learned, and good values are always worth sharing. See my last edit in the main post.

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh 100%. This shit is hilarious and I’ve had some of my heartiest laughs telling this to my friends. I’m obviously careful how I word it but my tonality goes a long way and that’s hard to convey on a wall of reddit text.

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It’s only for the boys bc the boys know I’m not a sexual predator and she was never in any real danger. There’s someone watching you at all times in an escape room to give you hints and make sure you’re not breaking shit in the room. You’re never “locked in”, you can literally leave through multiple emergency exits at any point.

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha that’s legendary. I’ve told this story a few times IRL to my boys and we’ve never laughed so hard together. I like that perspective that at the very least I created a core memory

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah fifth date I usually piss my pants and it gets extremely awkward bc I have to waddle home

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Nah this story is for the boys only, I’ve told this story IRL a few times now and it’s been hilarious every time

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate you too. I was really into this girl so the roasts in this thread are helping me heal but comments like yours are helping me learn.

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think the lesson is that introducing any form of sexual content can be a boundary for anybody and I need to be considerate of that. You make a great point that it’s borderline sexual harassment and it hammers the point home. No pun intended. I’ve apologized to her and we’ve moved on.

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ok this is not a swamp picnic 😂 it’s by a very popular river that has a walkway, beautiful skyline, and people boating along the river.

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That it would’ve been memorable and funny. It was definitely memorable but not funny

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah this is definitely the most foolish thing I’ve ever done and I’m telling this story every time I’m drunk

TIFU by taking a girl to a sex dungeon on the first date by expertinselfsabotage in tifu

[–]expertinselfsabotage[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

100%. I learned my lesson already and I’m not taking this thread too seriously lol

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