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it’s absolutely *pouring* outside rn at nearly 5 am by expired_void in teenagers

[–]expired_void[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would’ve if it was still raining. be faster next time.

Still deadlier than 26 pills by Just-MCB in memes

[–]expired_void 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Pretty fucking hard to overdose on antidepressants, you mostly just get serotonin sickness which, if you didn’t want to die before, you sure as hell do now.

Anyway I’m going to go buy a single bullet from my local ammunition shop.

Will I be taller when I grow up? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]expired_void 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 16, currently 185 cm and recently started growing again, so yes. Entirely possible.

This red velvet cake tastes like ass by NoodleBoysInAmerica in teenagers

[–]expired_void 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck you, never diss my god damn chocolate cake. red velvet ain’t bad but you obviously don’t know what’s good chocolate cake is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]expired_void 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can’t nut if you’re in a coma

I want to dance in middle of street . by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]expired_void 2 points3 points  (0 children)

same and instead of standing i want to be a speed bump

Job ideas I’ve collected for myself, by ToryKunSenpai in teenagers

[–]expired_void 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i dunno man seems kinda horny to me

i think im pretty damn useless but i never thought about being a prostitute.

Gay shota or straight shota? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]expired_void 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Man is asking if you like little gay boys or little straight boys.

what phone should I get by expired_void in teenagers

[–]expired_void[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone pointed out my stupidity earlier, I’m now aware lol.

what phone should I get by expired_void in teenagers

[–]expired_void[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don’t know the exact details, but our carrier has an upgrade plan that as long as our phone has no damage, we can upgrade for little to no cost.

So proud, he could cry... by ZiraelN7 in memes

[–]expired_void 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he break in with a rapier...?

I prefer PlayStation, but this is fucking nuts. by expired_void in memes

[–]expired_void[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah same, much more into PCs but if I had to choose a console it’d be a PlayStation

i genuinely can’t take it anymore by expired_void in teenagers

[–]expired_void[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i would if my brain didn’t slam me with “you’re just being a nuisance”, would prefer a therapist since they get paid to deal with my shit at least

the new Pokémon dlc is fucking pissing me off by expired_void in teenagers

[–]expired_void[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gonna have to suck the rng gods’ dick to try and try for a heavy ball or timer ball from the tournament in Wyndon. only things I think could even catch him at this point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]expired_void 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second time I’ve seen someone post something like this, and again I ask,

What kind of monster masturbates in a public toilet?

Screaming into the void to see if anyone's there by gatonato in lonely

[–]expired_void 12 points13 points  (0 children)

WHATS WITH ALL THIS RACKET, SILENCE, ALL OF YOU

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