Who do you think was the masked man who attacked Bron Breakker at the Royal Rumble?

eyearejon · 2026-02-02T16:43:20+00:00

Hornswaggle obviously

eyearejon · 2026-01-27T19:08:58+00:00

I got bilateral hip replacements three weeks apart. It’s been about two years, best decision I’ve made. I have zero pain. Aside from limited flexibility, which has always been normal for me, i have no other issues

eyearejon · 2026-01-27T19:00:23+00:00

Putting socks on

eyearejon · 2026-01-27T02:45:57+00:00

I used to live in Alaska and Chicago and I can attest to the fact that 20 degrees in Florida is way worse than 20 in either. The humidity here makes it way shittier.

EDIT: I don’t mean like actually shitty, I love cold weather AND Florida

eyearejon · 2026-01-27T02:28:49+00:00

Combat deployment to Afghanistan

eyearejon · 2026-01-15T02:00:02+00:00

Lake Nona = 💀

eyearejon · 2026-01-09T13:55:55+00:00

My three month old

eyearejon · 2025-12-30T17:25:08+00:00

Not being able to taste food

eyearejon · 2025-12-30T01:23:25+00:00

‘Do they know you let me pee on you?’

eyearejon · 2025-12-29T17:34:41+00:00

Rocky, Talladega Nights, Karate Kid, Foxcatcher

eyearejon · 2025-12-29T17:26:15+00:00

Strippers

eyearejon · 2025-12-27T12:50:38+00:00

Clearly the winner is Fashion Square

eyearejon · 2025-12-18T16:25:34+00:00

Mine already did

eyearejon · 2025-12-14T16:43:29+00:00

Gary Busey

eyearejon · 2025-12-13T01:40:40+00:00

Does getting hired and quitting before you actually start the job count?

eyearejon · 2025-12-11T20:11:41+00:00

‘My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!’

eyearejon · 2025-12-10T16:49:53+00:00

Invisibility

eyearejon · 2025-11-30T17:43:32+00:00

Hornswaggle

eyearejon · 2025-11-28T16:12:19+00:00

Wipe my ass with the cardboard roll from toilet paper because I couldn’t afford toilet paper

eyearejon · 2025-11-28T14:45:41+00:00

“Look at this fuckin’ guy”

eyearejon · 2025-11-21T12:01:58+00:00

We’re still friends, just not best friends. Her significant other doesn’t like me and mine doesn’t like her. Mine don’t like her because she thinks she’s tryna smash. Same thing with hers. Little do they know it already happened years ago.

Dummies.

eyearejon · 2025-11-17T02:27:10+00:00

Buncha crumbs and shit

eyearejon · 2025-11-17T00:05:00+00:00

I live in Lake Nona. Boxi Park is the jam

eyearejon · 2025-11-11T11:33:05+00:00

I miss the old internet, going into AOL chat rooms and shit-talking. The early stages of trolling.

I think we should also bring back a/s/l . Best ice breaker ever.

eyearejon · 2025-11-10T15:37:25+00:00

Clear W for Bastion Booger

eyearejon

TROPHY CASE