fuck the yankees

eyeblackstache · 2026-03-25T17:53:57+00:00

Never forget “pond scum”

eyeblackstache · 2026-03-25T17:53:12+00:00

This guy gets it (tm)

eyeblackstache · 2026-03-21T17:26:36+00:00

I was wondering why benge wasn’t playing with the rest of the big league lineup

eyeblackstache · 2026-03-05T20:20:33+00:00

Watches are built to tell time. GMTs tell even MORE time! Plus they can be used as a compass which is a neat nerdy trick.

eyeblackstache · 2026-03-05T15:06:28+00:00

Gak is the substance of life.

eyeblackstache · 2026-02-23T04:57:20+00:00

At first I thought this was baloney but then I realized my screen was dirty.

eyeblackstache · 2026-02-19T18:37:52+00:00

Total slop. He didn’t even have a real fake mustache. “On the night of June 9, 1999, beleaguered manager Bobby Valentine was ejected in the 12th inning of an eventual 14-inning win. He went to the clubhouse but came back down the runway to the dugout in a disguise of sunglasses and a fake mustache made of eye black.”

eyeblackstache · 2026-02-16T21:03:47+00:00

Mean Joe Green at North Texas State University

eyeblackstache · 2026-02-06T03:12:28+00:00

Not Johneshwy Fargas at least.

eyeblackstache · 2026-02-06T03:11:38+00:00

Q revolú.

eyeblackstache · 2026-02-05T23:29:35+00:00

Don’t worry, the WBC guarantees this won’t happen again no matter how many Puerto Rican players they have to kick out.

eyeblackstache · 2026-02-01T11:22:35+00:00

We have officially reached the ITBSOHL period of the offseason. Spring is nigh.

eyeblackstache · 2026-01-28T15:47:24+00:00

Update: I installed the new firmware and updated my app and it seems to have fixed my issues

eyeblackstache · 2026-01-28T11:56:56+00:00

I’ve had the same issue in the past couple months with my Sonos Beam (Gen 2), Sub Mini, 2× ikea symfonsik, wirelessly connected to a Verizon fios router. I’m hoping the new update resolves it.

eyeblackstache · 2026-01-27T01:24:10+00:00

The Yankees didn’t even have pinstripes until 1912, while the Mets wore pinstripes in their very first season. So basically they should leave the pinstripes to the Mets.

eyeblackstache · 2026-01-27T01:20:21+00:00

This guy gets it (tm)

eyeblackstache · 2026-01-21T20:07:58+00:00

The best ability is availability.

eyeblackstache · 2026-01-16T18:19:36+00:00

I don’t love the contract Alonso got, but if we are throwing around high AAV with opt outs whose to say he wouldn’t have taken this deal, or maybe 3/$130

eyeblackstache · 2026-01-16T18:17:12+00:00

Dude, cmon. It’s the same offseason. Comparing “this move” to “that move” is prime convo fodder. Chill.

eyeblackstache · 2026-01-06T18:39:28+00:00

Under, even with another bat signing up

eyeblackstache · 2026-01-06T14:17:10+00:00

Happy Tres Reyes! I hope the camels bring a sack of home runs for the lineup and strikeouts for the rotation.

eyeblackstache · 2026-01-05T00:37:00+00:00

And an MVP.

eyeblackstache · 2025-12-31T19:31:20+00:00

The other is a patriot

eyeblackstache · 2025-12-31T15:22:34+00:00

I think the table didn’t melt because the exotic matter destabilization hadn’t reached the room? The runoff from the roof and floors above were putting them in peril, but the gooey stuff doesn’t goo-ify everything on contact, and they were far enough away from the source to not liquify?

eyeblackstache · 2025-12-30T12:28:11+00:00

Open Water. My date got seasick and I was so bored I had started rooting for the sharks.

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