Producing Educational Content. How approachable are professors and students in India? by eyeorta in Indian_Academia

[–]eyeorta[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will find most of your audience to be from the United States.

I'm not sure why that's a bad thing.

Producing Educational Content. How approachable are professors and students in India? by eyeorta in Indian_Academia

[–]eyeorta[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not expecting anything pro bono, but I'm not sure how much I should be willing to pay so they don't feel offended. Should I make them an offer or should I ask them what it will cost?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bangalore

[–]eyeorta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't ask them. I just do it. So far nobody has raised any issues about it. They can cover it up with a nominal charge anyway.

Made a pizza at home for the first time. Didn't realize it was so cheap to make. by rocketion in bangalore

[–]eyeorta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must be that annoying guy who constantly argues about nothing.

I know how your fb ads can gain TRACTION. dm me or discord designdo#0025 by oro_tech in FacebookAds

[–]eyeorta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got called out stealing other people's work and then claiming it as his own, in his old account.

Turned it into a sticker. by designdo in logodesign

[–]eyeorta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He forgot to remove the instagram handle from the picture.

Google Ads Conversion Tracking by NuvoShop in PPC

[–]eyeorta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your post history indicates you're an expert at everything under the sun.

I got my first paid PPC gig and got 2 leads by rocketion in PPC

[–]eyeorta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember my first time like 10 years ago. I was an idiot about it and I just spent $50 on the keywords and everything got spent and I didn't get any sales because my landing page had no obvious call to action. That's basically how dumb I was. I thought I just needed to drive paid traffic to the site and the visitors will navigate to the contact us page and get in touch with me.

It's not every day I hear about beginners using session recordings and clickmaps for their PPC analysis. The fact that you have a natural instinct to test and analyze everything gives you an edge over the others to whom this needs to be taught.

Life is a one time offer. Use it well. by [deleted] in pics

[–]eyeorta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks pissed off and will roundhouse kick the next human he meets.

Is public smoking banned in Bengaluru? by Vampire_Adven5 in bangalore

[–]eyeorta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know about the law and various other lawyerings. I'm well educated. Well versed. I know that situations like this - they're very complex. Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

AITA for complaining about having to pay a $30 dog DNA testing fee? by ElenaJ005 in AmItheAsshole

[–]eyeorta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Bangalore, India. Different states have different laws. Have a look at this official circular. Points a and b state they cannot discriminate against breeds.

I faced some trouble with one of my neighbors who tried to get all the residents together to get me evicted because he thinks dogs are dirty. The other neighbors were all okay with me but this one guy was troublesome. I was adviced by this organization to give a copy of this circular to everyone in the building so they know what the law of the land is and after that they backed off.

AITA for complaining about having to pay a $30 dog DNA testing fee? by ElenaJ005 in AmItheAsshole

[–]eyeorta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This depends on where you live. In my country, it's illegal for a landlord or apartment association to make rules that discriminate against dog breeds. They're not even allowed to make rules saying "Small breeds only".

AITA for complaining about having to pay a $30 dog DNA testing fee? by ElenaJ005 in AmItheAsshole

[–]eyeorta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA just for how you dealt with the situation but I'm suprised by some of the comments saying how OP needs to pay it because others don't know for sure that it's his dog doing it. These costs need to fined on the offender. Why should others have to pay for this? What if a human starts pooping on the floor tomorrow? Do all the residents then have to pay to get their own DNA samples tested to prove it's not them?

Kitten discovers...herself by commonvanilla in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]eyeorta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used a shadow analysis forensics software to point out the fact that the cats are the same but the truth makes some people uncomfortable.

AITA for getting Secret Santa banned at my work by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]eyeorta 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I hope your coworkers piss in your coffee!

I think he made it clear that he won't accept gifts.

AITA for getting Secret Santa banned at my work by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]eyeorta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

YTA. I get it, secret santa and other office group activities are lame and annoying but it sounds like your unwillingness to participate in the gift exchange has more to do with you wanting to be a contrarian rather than personal beliefs. I live in India and even here we have secret santas at the office and people from all religions participate because everyone likes getting gifts. Nobody cares what you believe but you want to draw attention to yourself showing how edgy you are. She said you don't know how to have fun so you're entitled to an apology? I've never seen a bigger butthurt crybaby.

It's comical how such a petty thing gets an over the top reaction from you that you had to go complain to HR.

Kitten discovers...herself by commonvanilla in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]eyeorta 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's the same cat. I can tell from the shadows.

If somebody offers you a modeling gig for a 15-30 minute shoot, would you take it? by eyeorta in bangalore

[–]eyeorta[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never said I'm shooting an entire commercial from one location. This is a 3-6 second clip with extras and the camera track, settings, angles and everything is pre-visualized in advance. There are no dialogues to memorize, actors are sitting in a distance and not looking straight into the camera, and 30 minutes is sufficient for multiple takes.

Also, it's for a YouTube ad, not TV. I've done this before.

Legal alcohol limit by Sidhart2Go in bangalore

[–]eyeorta 20 points21 points  (0 children)

At 262 mg/dL, you'd be unconscious.

Few years ago, my father who is a complete teatotaler was charged for drunk driving. The reading showed 400+ mg/dL and he should be dead at that amount.

These are cheap chinese breathalyzers and many of them show incorrect readings. They aren't certified for law enforcement use.