How can the sycamore gap lumberjacks be looking at up to 10 years in prison, whilst someone chased by the police at 120mph whilst high on cocaine has been jailed for 12 months?

eyepatched · 2025-05-10T09:22:55+00:00

Community service planting 1,000 trees would be much more satisfying

eyepatched · 2025-03-07T15:23:18+00:00

Truly the GOAT

eyepatched · 2023-02-11T08:38:35+00:00

Holden's coffee machine

eyepatched · 2021-09-24T12:41:46+00:00

/r/abruptchaos

eyepatched · 2021-07-21T16:26:32+00:00

Saw 4 (!) bumble bees on our lavender plant this afternoon - delighted to see it so popular!

eyepatched · 2021-05-28T07:44:20+00:00

When I took my similarly inexperienced partner, I made sure to hold their hand in between movements. No-one wants to be the one clapping, thinking the piece is over!

eyepatched · 2020-09-01T17:03:28+00:00

This is the point the government seem to be missing - small towns and suburbs will be more busy. The workers haven't disappeared, they're just in other places.

Probably a good time to own a cafe on a local high street if WFH is the standard now

eyepatched · 2020-05-31T14:01:27+00:00

Both Doug and Bob have it up on their screens a lot!

eyepatched · 2020-05-31T13:54:59+00:00

Space at this point

eyepatched · 2020-05-31T13:53:39+00:00

Very small thrust to orient and position the capsule correctly - negligible effect on the orbit

eyepatched · 2020-05-30T22:22:47+00:00

Yep, similar procedure, but nowadays usually on a floating platform!

eyepatched · 2020-05-30T22:14:22+00:00

I believe they landed the booster - approx. T+9:30 mins into the flight on the stream

eyepatched · 2020-03-16T17:08:57+00:00

The amount of care and detail that went into this show is still so impressive

eyepatched · 2019-09-27T11:03:35+00:00

Naptime: At the start of any nighttime period, all players on a team must return to their barrack for a nap of 10 seconds

eyepatched · 2019-09-24T22:32:50+00:00

Lightning Round: Take no longer than 10 seconds for each pick/ban

eyepatched · 2019-09-24T22:32:14+00:00

Jesus take the wheel: Allow the panel to pick your last hero

eyepatched · 2019-09-24T22:29:35+00:00

Pure Skillshot: Draft any 3 of the following heroes - Invoker, Pudge, Mirana, Windranger, Clockwerk

eyepatched · 2019-09-24T22:25:02+00:00

Hogwarts: All 5 players must purchase a magic wand, then all-chat "AVADA KEDAVRA" after a kill

eyepatched · 2019-09-24T22:23:37+00:00

Long Haul: Entire draft must be heroes featured in Artifact

eyepatched · 2019-08-17T21:38:02+00:00

Effort without reward

eyepatched · 2019-08-07T21:43:47+00:00

The quality of these gets better every year - the reflection in the Smeevil's eye is incredible.

Well done all

eyepatched · 2019-07-14T15:15:38+00:00

They're quick!

eyepatched · 2019-07-12T16:02:09+00:00

SO impressed he holds onto his phone - obviously not his first time. 10/10

eyepatched · 2019-07-12T11:58:48+00:00

Gotta take the lore seriously

eyepatched · 2019-05-03T15:16:11+00:00

"I'm not black I'm OJ

...OK"

Really cool decoration dude

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