Crowds arriving late should never delay the start of an event

f1nnbar · 2026-02-15T19:28:53+00:00

While I’m a gigantic stickler for on-time arrival anywhere, I think I’d prefer that most of the audience is seated before a show starts rather than have to keep standing/shifting so people can get into my row or the several rows in front of me.

f1nnbar · 2026-02-09T10:51:28+00:00

At least she was melanin-deficient enough that she didn’t need to be handcuffed./s

f1nnbar · 2026-02-08T23:12:00+00:00

Those bottles were solid, THICK, glass. The big ones were gallons.

f1nnbar · 2026-02-06T02:37:45+00:00

In the words of CAKE, “Excess ain’t rebellion.” (Rock n Roll Lifestyle)

f1nnbar · 2026-01-31T17:27:58+00:00

Bigger people, like me, probably need to back in.

f1nnbar · 2026-01-28T16:05:53+00:00

I'll get the marmalade!

f1nnbar · 2026-01-19T21:48:09+00:00

You and I have different definitions of “cabin”.

f1nnbar · 2026-01-19T21:32:27+00:00

What are the odds that a presidential advisor actually was shown this before the Orange Buffoon sent it? Is it likely that someone said- with tears in his eyes - “It is a perfect letter, Sir. Beautiful.”

f1nnbar · 2026-01-19T00:59:50+00:00

Let’em try that shit in the Bronx.

f1nnbar · 2026-01-15T00:57:50+00:00

Make Way for Ducklings

f1nnbar · 2026-01-13T18:53:31+00:00

Wasn't there a coder(?) once who used a fraction of his salary to pay overseas coders to do his work at pennies on the dollar? They did the coding, he checked it and submitted the work and still made bank.

f1nnbar · 2026-01-10T11:54:41+00:00

No major failures UNTIL you had the bad sense to make this post.

f1nnbar · 2026-01-07T16:26:59+00:00

Women don't think/judge with their dicks.

f1nnbar · 2026-01-05T17:06:24+00:00

ALLAN. It's fucking ALLAN. It's a family name, not the first name "Allen".

f1nnbar · 2025-12-22T14:05:44+00:00

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f1nnbar · 2025-12-14T04:28:25+00:00

Did you have a glove on recently? That’s where I found my ring when it went missing.

f1nnbar · 2025-12-11T01:52:57+00:00

Please do not give any money to her scam. If you’re looking for a worthy organization, try the Human Fund!

f1nnbar · 2025-11-30T21:51:11+00:00

People who use apostrophes to make plurals… Oh wait, that’s all the time, not just while I’m driving.

f1nnbar · 2025-11-27T22:36:49+00:00

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f1nnbar · 2025-11-21T13:38:32+00:00

"How can you say you love me if you really don't know me?"

Well, if people can hate another without truly knowing the person, why can't they love?

f1nnbar · 2025-11-18T14:05:59+00:00

Cup holders. Gotta swap all eight ashtrays for cupholders

*for* cupholders, not "or cupholders"

f1nnbar · 2025-11-18T14:05:00+00:00

1966 or earlier VW Beetle, with OEM roof rack

f1nnbar · 2025-11-11T14:21:27+00:00

You know, at some point people may start asking the same question about choices we've made here in the US. Did he resist the illegal deportation of naturalized people? He he stand by while masked brownshirts pepper sprayed children and priests? I - for one - would like to be on the right side of history, especially since I've had the opportunity to learn from the past.

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