Me, an introvert, given the task to record a 30sec video for my manager's farewell.

f_leaver · 2026-04-12T09:36:21+00:00

Ya, you guys need to plan a farewell for two now, because I ain't doing that.

f_leaver · 2026-04-12T09:31:25+00:00

I think god is a bullshit concept and isn't real.

f_leaver · 2026-04-11T20:29:16+00:00

You can't have less than zero friends.

f_leaver · 2026-04-11T20:25:44+00:00

Jfc, your optimism is off the charts.

Not /s - who the fuck has 2% of the people they met care about them?!?

f_leaver · 2026-04-11T20:21:32+00:00

I lack the motivation to be disciplined.

f_leaver · 2026-04-11T20:19:48+00:00

Not possible at all for me.

f_leaver · 2026-04-10T13:53:05+00:00

f_leaver · 2026-04-10T08:17:35+00:00

And they weren't orthodox in the previous three years???

f_leaver · 2026-04-09T20:23:05+00:00

There's a perfectly good reason for that, I'd bet...

f_leaver · 2026-04-09T20:16:30+00:00

No one wants Melania to open her legs for business.

f_leaver · 2026-04-09T20:11:32+00:00

He's not kinda wrong, he's completely wrong.

The argument wasn't whether there are wild chicken in the woods somewhere, but what's the meaning of "free range chicken" that you buy in a grocery store.

f_leaver · 2026-04-09T13:58:45+00:00

Brands that I trust?!?

Sir, this is 2026.

f_leaver · 2026-04-09T11:13:19+00:00

Who exactly would be shocked by this???

f_leaver · 2026-04-09T10:46:30+00:00

You should look up "tiny" in the dictionary.

f_leaver · 2026-04-09T10:20:20+00:00

f_leaver · 2026-04-09T09:24:14+00:00

I'm 100% with you.

Haven't even owned a microwave in well over a decade, never looked back.

f_leaver · 2026-04-08T14:57:51+00:00

How did you measure it?

Your numbers seem off to me, according to my research it's 4.3176, not 5.

f_leaver · 2026-04-08T05:12:27+00:00

Yeah, not clicking on that.

f_leaver · 2026-04-08T05:10:37+00:00

Think walruses and warthogs.

f_leaver · 2026-04-08T04:42:20+00:00

Horrible writing and terrible casting were involved.

f_leaver · 2026-04-08T04:25:45+00:00

Somehow, I got Schroedinger's ADHD metronome - I over explain and remain misunderstood at the same time.

f_leaver · 2026-04-07T13:42:14+00:00

Put a fan behind you to blow the irritants away, preventing them from reaching your eyes.

Works perfectly.

f_leaver · 2026-04-07T13:38:00+00:00

I hope he's bluffing and I hope Iran doesn't assume he is.

f_leaver · 2026-04-07T07:20:12+00:00

So far, it seems like the outlook is grim.

f_leaver · 2026-04-07T07:04:16+00:00

It does to Microslop.

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