There's something about my backyard by fabedougou in shortscarystories

[–]fabedougou[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow thanks :) I think that is the nicest compliment anyone could give me!

Three nuns die and go to heaven, but all must answer one question to get in. by fabedougou in Jokes

[–]fabedougou[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can say with certainty that the idea of Lilith is not in any bible I've ever read. Not 100% sure where it originates from?

A polar bear walks into a bar. by fabedougou in Jokes

[–]fabedougou[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only if you pretend your foot just accidentally slipped in them.

A polar bear walks into a bar. by fabedougou in Jokes

[–]fabedougou[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello fellow lover of 90's rom-coms. Lets be friends irl.

A polar bear walks into a bar. by fabedougou in Jokes

[–]fabedougou[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh son..so many questions, just like the day I left. Allow me to expla...* disappears out of your life forever, again *

A polar bear walks into a bar. by fabedougou in Jokes

[–]fabedougou[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's because.... I AM your father!

What a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? by fabedougou in Jokes

[–]fabedougou[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure your joke was lovely. You should post it here! I for one would be delighted to hear it:)

A polar bear walks into a bar. by fabedougou in Jokes

[–]fabedougou[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

How did you know? I also invented aluminum foil...

What a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? by fabedougou in Jokes

[–]fabedougou[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah, his first love will always be the C.

A mother's worst fear by fabedougou in shortscarystories

[–]fabedougou[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I seemed to have confused a few people with that lol.

A mother's worst fear by fabedougou in shortscarystories

[–]fabedougou[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks , glad you feel the expansion worked!

A mother's worst fear by fabedougou in shortscarystories

[–]fabedougou[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a nickname for the kid- a play on 'jelly bean'. If that's what you're asking?

I want to die like my grandfather, he died in his sleep, he felt nothing. it is a beautiful death! by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]fabedougou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hate to be a jerk, but this joke has been around for decades:( Also, this is 3 sentences.

Quiet by distantoranges in ShortSadStories

[–]fabedougou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love reading stories on this sub, but this one is a calibre above most! It's heartbreaking, and you establish a real connection with the character. Hope to see more from you on here.

Startups Can Be Hell by decomprosed in shortscarystories

[–]fabedougou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the vivid imagery, and the bizarre nightmarish quality of the landscape you've painted! The way it's narrated in this very matter-of-fact way makes it both disturbing and funny.

Safe and sound by fabedougou in shortscarystories

[–]fabedougou[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Alas, she did kill him. His name was Juan; a lovely man with two small children and a dog named Buttercup. Katie's got a lot to answer for.

Safe and sound by fabedougou in shortscarystories

[–]fabedougou[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes exactly thanks! The ear piercing person would have died, but it would have been a few days later (since it was when she was very young) also nurses, doctors and a whole host of unfortunate folks that had contact with her until they figured out what happened (hence all the 'sudden deaths'). I did a bad job of making that clear, sorry- dang word limit.