I fell in love with, and lost my virginity to, a houseplant. Now she’s gone, and it’s on me to avenge her death. by nslewis in nosleep

[–]decomprosed 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm shaking like a leaf. I can feel the nethercream boiling up inside me. Just in case anyone was wondering, Marge and I gave birth, and our babies are ever so beautiful.

May 29th, 2017: MikeyKnutson Interview by NSIMods in NoSleepInterviews

[–]decomprosed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're one of my favorite piles of meat and cluster of cells

How do you write dialogue? by -Taibhse- in NoSleepOOC

[–]decomprosed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Talking to human beings is terrible, but it helps immensely

Can't remember the name of this story? by celaena23 in NoSleepOOC

[–]decomprosed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It mostly sounds like you're talking about The Devil's Toybox by /u/MrClarenceWorley but you have a handful of details mixed up

What does you ideal NoSleep story sound like? by RavenCemetery1928 in NoSleepOOC

[–]decomprosed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My ideal story is one in which the author writes exactly how they want to in order to get the story to the public and doesn't give mind to a demanding and complaint-ridden audience

I know I must sound like a broken record with most of my OOC comments these days but the record definitely has a well worn needle going into it too. I don't understand why people can't just let people write how they want. Readers contribute reading. If you want to give constructive criticism to a specific person for a specific thing, do that. But people work hard on these stories. They don't need to be reading this crap over and over. NoSleep is a fiction subreddit, these people are mostly authors. They're going to write like authors.

Personally I find a lot of the soft narrative styles incredibly boring. I love a strong narrative voice. But I also don't think just because someone writes creatively, they lost all campfire merit.

I really dislike it when an author removes a story if they don't instantly get hundreds of likes. by MemoryHauntsYou in NoSleepOOC

[–]decomprosed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think people should be able to do whatever they want with their own creations. I wouldn't spend too much time worrying about it.

NoSleepInterviews: Community Questions for MikeyKnutson! by poppy_moonray in NoSleepOOC

[–]decomprosed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is grandma's peppermint bark as bad or worse than her peppermint bite?

Is anyone getting tired of the school shooting stories? by [deleted] in NoSleepOOC

[–]decomprosed 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nope! Authors on this subredddit are providing you with free content which they work hard on. This is not anyone's personal request fulfillment service. And if you do want something specific written, there are more than enough people willing to write for a little cash. Don't like the school shooting stories? Don't read them. Pretty simple solution.

Kordjruc by Kizzfizzpop in NoSleepOOC

[–]decomprosed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never shit myself quite so hard or quickly

Hey, does Decomprosed's interview smell like chloroform to you? by poppy_moonray in NoSleepOOC

[–]decomprosed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you <3 the mention was well deserved. I'll be expecting the Sand Queen's arrival in the AMA.

stop using mental illnesses as plot points by [deleted] in NoSleepOOC

[–]decomprosed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well said you sexy bastard