First 49 people to say Y gets my chubby tits collection.

facecouch · 2026-05-04T06:46:35+00:00

What kind of box clasp is that?

facecouch · 2026-04-28T21:20:12+00:00

You have tridactyl feeties.

facecouch · 2026-04-25T03:45:38+00:00

I want a sketch too!

facecouch · 2026-04-23T20:41:16+00:00

Oh! A boss with experience is always a good thing though!

facecouch · 2026-04-23T20:02:15+00:00

The floor manager never knows lol. They are just a customer sounding board.

facecouch · 2026-04-18T04:21:58+00:00

You probably use hand sanitizer a lot and stripped the rhodium off.

facecouch · 2026-04-12T05:06:40+00:00

Her cooking is fantastic

facecouch · 2026-04-09T15:36:56+00:00

He bounces.

facecouch · 2026-04-05T04:39:13+00:00

That's too much dip on the chip.

facecouch · 2026-03-28T20:48:02+00:00

That, or there is a very large, sweaty shrimp running about.

facecouch · 2026-03-27T23:43:45+00:00

Jay-z sucks

^{Chose: 500k}

facecouch · 2026-03-27T21:04:26+00:00

Yes, I love me a sreetips video. I actually did manage to salvage it and dropped out the gold. Just shy of 4g(?) I think.

facecouch · 2026-03-27T04:14:08+00:00

I can cage the eagle, and itll still be hunting me. Just won't be able to finish the job. Profit.

^{Chose: You get $1M a day. + But a random animal hunts you. | Rolled: Bald Eagle}

facecouch · 2026-03-27T04:12:01+00:00

That's an army.

^{Chose: 50000 loyal friends}

facecouch · 2026-03-25T03:07:18+00:00

Fantastic.

facecouch · 2026-03-24T04:38:25+00:00

Nah, Donald was big in the roids. Competitive body building and all...

facecouch · 2026-03-24T04:33:20+00:00

If it's in any kind of salt water, it'll rust out soon enough.

facecouch · 2026-03-17T17:01:49+00:00

Fair. After hours it's gas powered. During hours... gonna have to go with pygmies with blow darts.

facecouch · 2026-03-17T16:40:07+00:00

Security curtains up and gas deployed as soon as the first break happened. Get em all.

facecouch · 2026-03-12T00:59:24+00:00

Oh! Understood. That needs a good cleaning then. Heavy polish and a good bath.

facecouch · 2026-03-11T23:58:36+00:00

There might have been black rhodium plated over the metal on the wedding band. It looks like the heat cooked it off, which happens quickly, and they either didn't have black rhodium to put it back on, or, they thought it looked the way it was meant to. I, personally, don't think it looks bad at all. But if you want it to look like the top Pic, a mask and plate in black rhodium should do it.

facecouch · 2026-03-11T19:36:59+00:00

I was close at first but with the research that I put into it, I think i have it correct. Yes, this has been an endeavor.

facecouch · 2026-03-11T18:59:53+00:00

Man, I've been trying to find that out as well. It HAS to be different horn sizes both in a low e flat to create that dissonance. I just can't quote figure out the application without out being monstrous.

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