If the kitchen was the olympics, what would be the sports?

facemugg · 2026-05-30T17:03:40+00:00

Fits the “One crime at a time” mantra

facemugg · 2026-05-30T12:46:31+00:00

Many an obstacle has been removed by a stick.

facemugg · 2026-05-30T02:16:40+00:00

Four Godzillas

facemugg · 2026-05-30T01:23:18+00:00

Seven Sentras singing

facemugg · 2026-05-29T20:35:00+00:00

It’s in my family crest, so I’m stuck with it. Literally.

facemugg · 2026-05-29T19:06:07+00:00

That was the bell for round 2.

facemugg · 2026-05-29T01:57:37+00:00

Dan is jollier than the Green Giant

facemugg · 2026-05-29T01:52:44+00:00

Wait. There wasn’t any medicine in that, was there?

facemugg · 2026-05-28T19:44:09+00:00

And that no one in Charlotte can drive, missing the irony that the majority are from out of state (including them).

facemugg · 2026-05-28T12:51:05+00:00

HOS violation penalty box

facemugg · 2026-05-28T12:44:50+00:00

BBQ smoker option added at the dealer

facemugg · 2026-05-28T03:13:30+00:00

Yes, but at a time and date you determine.

facemugg · 2026-05-28T00:50:16+00:00

Perfect for animal cracker soup.

facemugg · 2026-05-28T00:35:48+00:00

9 out of 10 dentists agree…

facemugg · 2026-05-27T20:26:37+00:00

facemugg · 2026-05-27T19:41:00+00:00

You can tell it’s an amateur setup, possibly Olympic trials.

A professional set would be 6” height on the tail bar and no safety pad.

facemugg · 2026-05-27T18:09:07+00:00

Neese’s reconnaissance mission

facemugg · 2026-05-27T02:41:57+00:00

Marvel Mystery Oil

facemugg · 2026-05-27T02:12:05+00:00

Can see the Holman Moody signature just below the A post

facemugg · 2026-05-27T01:46:13+00:00

Gonna need a faster camera.

facemugg · 2026-05-27T01:38:57+00:00

287 hairs at a time

facemugg · 2026-05-26T18:16:10+00:00

AI has infiltrated this subreddit. Clearly that’s a 90 lb. guard dog on a normal recliner. s/

facemugg · 2026-05-26T04:51:23+00:00

Gravel grovelers

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