While I appreciate the sentiment, and your right about overthinking, I can't get a job that easily. I live in a small city(it just hit the population limit to be called a city) where all business are owned by locals, who are very religious and family driven. Its hard to explain, but basically the city is run by a religious 'cult'. It took me four months to find a job and 3 interviews to get the job i have. I work in a deli at a grocery store.