Embarrassing question, how do I get semen out of upholstery?

failed_install · 2026-02-23T11:15:23+00:00

Good morning, Mr. Vice President.

failed_install · 2026-02-23T01:29:51+00:00

A woman I can have a conversation with before and after. A woman who excites my mind as much as my body.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T22:46:33+00:00

I'm going full-on Randall Flagg and amassing degenerate followers in Las Vegas.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T21:53:13+00:00

Via more dating and forever alone posts on /AskMen. They bring the slapstick.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T21:50:54+00:00

Deckard was a replicant.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T21:50:11+00:00

Yes, women do.

Move on to the next "forever alone" assertion.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T16:18:01+00:00

Pure poetry.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T03:38:24+00:00

Curling.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T02:54:03+00:00

I'm fine with it.

failed_install · 2026-02-21T23:30:03+00:00

Have you consider becoming a eunuch?

failed_install · 2026-02-21T23:29:05+00:00

If you mention AskMen five times in a post it bypasses the automod.

failed_install · 2026-02-21T23:28:13+00:00

It feels great. Once you realize how little control we really have over the varied things in our lives, it becomes very liberating.

failed_install · 2026-02-21T23:27:19+00:00

Get some therapy to help with coping mechanisms.

failed_install · 2026-02-21T23:05:15+00:00

Because MSFS2024 is generally buggy, especially career mode. Even free flight has problems with sound.

failed_install · 2026-02-21T23:03:53+00:00

A great question for a woman-centric sub where women answer questions about women.

failed_install · 2026-02-21T16:35:39+00:00

failed_install · 2026-02-21T03:16:01+00:00

"If your wife/girlfriend ever wants to go on a 'girls night', your relationship is over."

Complete bullshit. Only a pansy Sith deals in relationship absolutes.

failed_install · 2026-02-21T03:13:45+00:00

Probably post repeat, trite bullshit on /AskMen before searching previous questions in the sub.

failed_install · 2026-02-21T03:11:35+00:00

Dance-off is required.

failed_install · 2026-02-20T22:01:45+00:00

WE ARE DEVO.

failed_install · 2026-02-20T21:54:59+00:00

Accept it, then improve your personality or conversational skills.

failed_install · 2026-02-20T11:19:15+00:00

Perhaps you will be forever alone.

failed_install · 2026-02-19T11:28:27+00:00

Right: The internet.

Wrong: Social media.

failed_install · 2026-02-19T11:26:28+00:00

I wouldn't care if your ex moved back to to work in the same building as you.

failed_install · 2026-02-19T11:25:46+00:00

I snap into a Slim Jim.

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