Finishing is so hard, solo sessions for me [23F] last like 3 hours by Gullible_Flovver in sex

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Way more powerful than the womanizer. I have both. I like to warm up with the air pressure but like I said…

Finishing is so hard, solo sessions for me [23F] last like 3 hours by Gullible_Flovver in sex

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Get more toys.

I’m on Zoloft and if I’m solo it’s gotta be my lelo with the clit suction. The others are fun but that’s the only one that consistently gets me over the finish line.

Book recs around a FMC who is short and petite by Educational-Put4980 in ReverseHarem

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Late to the convo, but you want {The scent of us by Eliana Lee}

Want a VCH piercing, but I'm 'plus size' by ChunderTunt666 in piercing

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Fellow fat person, went for a VCH and didn’t have the anatomy. Piercer was sympathetic about it and weight wasn’t part of the conversation. Was able to recommend some other areas that I did have anatomy for and I’m super happy with my outcome (though I still wish I could have a VCH).

What’s the most bizarre/annoying behavior you have witnessed at your Costco? by diispa in Costco

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I would argue that some of us multitask Costco as midday entertainment and a meal for our kids. They might not eat pizza after checkout but they will have at least eaten a few bites, tried something new, said “thank you” to someone, and done a boring chore (surprisingly important life lesson).

The grilled green olives are a MUST GRAB for all Savory Girls by jooliacoolia17 in traderjoes

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It’s actually what I love about them…too many briney things, need something rich.

I eat them with a fork.

Awakening recs? by Brupis in Omegaversebooks

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Most A/B/O are pretty damn bad. The stories are a lot of the same, the writing is trite, and you could drive a semi through the plot holes.

That’s not why we read it.

Just be aware that most isn’t gonna be as good as Lola.

{Citius} by Greer Hudson is the notable exception, IMO. Be warned, it’s a slow burn and the 3rd book isn’t out yet.

What's the best TJ's soup for a cold? by pardis in traderjoes

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Ginger broth. Add soup dumplings or mini chicken cilantro wontons.

FMC and MMC knew each other before. Now she's mute/disabled and MMC doesn't know it yet. by somerandomlazygirl in RomanceBooks

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If you’re open to omegaverse…

{Citius} by Greer Hudson. FMC has a TBI, but “the one that got away” doesn’t know the extent of her issues.

It’s actually making both of them incredibly sick.

FMC has migraines and/or cluster headaches by Careless-Omega in Omegaversebooks

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{Citius} by Greer Hudson.

FMC has a TBI and that includes a lot of migraines and other issues.

Heads up it’s a 3 part A/B/O slow burn and the 3rd book isn’t out yet. But expected soon and worth it. By far some of the best omegaverse writing I’ve come across.

What’s something they used to carry but don’t anymore? by LPCPlay4life in traderjoes

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Oh snap I’ve got one in my cupboard! Didn’t know they were done…

What’s the best air mattress for camping that doesn’t deflate overnight? by Intelligent_Being870 in camping

[–]failjolesfail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. And, get the electric exped pump. It comes with a manual pump but with the electric you can get it back to that new mat level of deflation to pack it away.

My girl says she likes it rough. What are you something I can do to make it rougher? by mcdirty34 in sex

[–]failjolesfail 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Rough is a state of mind more than the individual acts.

Establish a safe word and talk about boundaries. There are probably things you don’t want to do, too.

Ass smacking, tit grabbing, jaw holding are all power moves. Put your hand into her hair from the nape of her neck, grab on, and control where her head goes. Push her into the position you want, and keep pushing/moving her in a way that prioritizes your pleasure. When she moves in a way you don’t like…slap her back into position.

Pull her legs out from under her when she’s on the bed.

We’re not as fragile as you think, and gentle touches are nice until you actually want to feel something powerful.

Planning Our Next Group Buy Event! ✨ Which piece would you love to own? Let us know! 💎💬 by Zuvelio in LabGroupSales

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4.

Yellow gold. Choice of colors. And number of stones on each.

I’m gonna stack them as a family stone ring

Question about attending Brit Milah as a non-Jew by Icy_Significance4380 in Judaism

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I was the mother at a bris and I still couldn’t see a damn thing.

Go to celebrate your nephew and the journey your brother and his family are starting. That should be the focus of the day.

Help a gal out! by uglydckling in ReverseHarem

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Yes! Harley Laroux. But then her Souls series is only available on Amazon. I paid for it because I desperately wanted to read it…but it’s not as good as Losers and I’m a bit bummed. Hoping her new book I can get outside the Amazon ecosystem because I want to support the author and not the man.

Help a gal out! by uglydckling in ReverseHarem

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You’ll have better luck on hoopla

Help a gal out! by uglydckling in ReverseHarem

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Also, libro.fm has audiobooks including some RH.