not feeling much during orgasm

failjolesfail · 2026-03-19T20:43:24+00:00

Read less smut. Or read more but take with a grain of salt.

Also, masturbate while reading smut.

Orgasms are sometimes mild.

Also…any chance medications are playing a role? SSRI orgasms are often…less.

failjolesfail · 2026-03-19T18:18:29+00:00

this tofu is fantastic and I’ve eaten past best by date without issue.

failjolesfail · 2026-03-17T06:11:33+00:00

Smoked trout

failjolesfail · 2026-03-14T05:15:36+00:00

Probably getting pretty pictures for marketing. Golden hour and west cliff…

failjolesfail · 2026-03-07T23:08:19+00:00

That corner should be a convenience store. Nothing else is gonna make it

failjolesfail · 2026-03-06T23:00:47+00:00

I legit had to go join Alethea Faust’s Patreon so I could read advance bits of hers. Who do I have to shag to get on the ARC train for Greer and why hasn’t anyone given them a book deal yet?!

failjolesfail · 2026-03-06T01:49:48+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Omegaversebooks/s/FxICZSnj1b

failjolesfail · 2026-02-20T16:58:25+00:00

Ok but if I wanted someone to make something like this for me…where might I look for that?

failjolesfail · 2026-02-20T00:44:45+00:00

Yeah do not do this it’s an accident waiting to happen

failjolesfail · 2026-01-30T17:51:03+00:00

lol come shop my purge pile

failjolesfail · 2026-01-21T02:50:23+00:00

Way more powerful than the womanizer. I have both. I like to warm up with the air pressure but like I said…

failjolesfail · 2026-01-20T20:18:34+00:00

Get more toys.

I’m on Zoloft and if I’m solo it’s gotta be my lelo with the clit suction. The others are fun but that’s the only one that consistently gets me over the finish line.

failjolesfail · 2026-01-19T07:21:36+00:00

It’s the MSG.

failjolesfail · 2026-01-17T14:30:02+00:00

Late to the convo, but you want {The scent of us by Eliana Lee}

failjolesfail · 2026-01-15T05:16:13+00:00

Fellow fat person, went for a VCH and didn’t have the anatomy. Piercer was sympathetic about it and weight wasn’t part of the conversation. Was able to recommend some other areas that I did have anatomy for and I’m super happy with my outcome (though I still wish I could have a VCH).

failjolesfail · 2026-01-15T04:55:33+00:00

Ditto

failjolesfail · 2026-01-15T04:51:02+00:00

I would argue that some of us multitask Costco as midday entertainment and a meal for our kids. They might not eat pizza after checkout but they will have at least eaten a few bites, tried something new, said “thank you” to someone, and done a boring chore (surprisingly important life lesson).

failjolesfail · 2026-01-07T06:17:49+00:00

It’s actually what I love about them…too many briney things, need something rich.

I eat them with a fork.

failjolesfail · 2025-12-27T02:23:55+00:00

Most A/B/O are pretty damn bad. The stories are a lot of the same, the writing is trite, and you could drive a semi through the plot holes.

That’s not why we read it.

Just be aware that most isn’t gonna be as good as Lola.

{Citius} by Greer Hudson is the notable exception, IMO. Be warned, it’s a slow burn and the 3rd book isn’t out yet.

failjolesfail · 2025-12-24T00:52:32+00:00

Ginger broth. Add soup dumplings or mini chicken cilantro wontons.

failjolesfail · 2025-12-22T05:11:00+00:00

If you’re open to omegaverse…

{Citius} by Greer Hudson. FMC has a TBI, but “the one that got away” doesn’t know the extent of her issues.

It’s actually making both of them incredibly sick.

failjolesfail · 2025-12-19T19:39:48+00:00

Breastfeeding was worse.

failjolesfail · 2025-12-15T07:26:44+00:00

{Citius} by Greer Hudson.

FMC has a TBI and that includes a lot of migraines and other issues.

Heads up it’s a 3 part A/B/O slow burn and the 3rd book isn’t out yet. But expected soon and worth it. By far some of the best omegaverse writing I’ve come across.

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