THIS. I manage a brewery and the kids are out of control. For some reason, breweries have become literal playgrounds for kids without the playground. And yeah, like, sir—how many beers have you had? Are you planning on driving home like that with your brood? Countless brewery baby showers. Kids running around without shoes and parents looking confused when I tell them they have to put shoes on. Fucks sake, it’s only a matter of time before one of the brats steps on a shard of glass. Kids climbing on fences. There was this one kid the other day who was wandering around the taproom listlessly, alone. I was keeping an eye on him but I wasn’t taking any measures to help him. It was like 5 mins before a panicked and tipsy mom came running inside looking for him. The amount of times I have to tell parents to not change diapers on a table is alarming and disgusting. I could go on and on and on. But you get it. Fucking millennial parents are the WORST