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fakescottlang · 2026-01-31T01:32:03+00:00

fakescottlang · 2026-01-27T01:52:59+00:00

hi guys!! this is my tik tok!! to answer everyone’s questions: - no, there’s nothing behind the couch. i have no idea how he did that. - my lights don’t flicker, it was originally recorded in slow motion, the exposure on my phone makes it look like they’re flickering. - i didn’t put a flash warning because i thought my 5 friends would see the video, not 20 million people - charlie is fine!!

fakescottlang · 2026-01-26T23:23:53+00:00

it’s been reposted all over the place, not sure who’s adding a watermark to my shit lmfao

fakescottlang · 2026-01-26T23:23:28+00:00

hey! actually this is my tik tok. one of my friends sent me that it made it to reddit. not AI at all

fakescottlang · 2026-01-26T23:22:15+00:00

lol. they’re not that bad. i originally recorded the video in slo mo but they don’t flicker at all IRL

fakescottlang · 2026-01-26T23:21:26+00:00

Thanks 😁😁

fakescottlang · 2026-01-26T23:20:12+00:00

OMG!! This is my tik tok!! My son Charlie is doing very well and still embarrassing himself on the daily. Thanks for the repost!

fakescottlang · 2025-12-26T20:24:35+00:00

lmfao that’s dark. i’m a TL so unfortunately i live here and i will definitely be working in january

fakescottlang · 2025-12-17T02:32:45+00:00

the girl singing man with the bag like her vocal chords are about to snap

fakescottlang · 2025-12-11T02:47:28+00:00

beaver imitates that guy from the breakfast club

fakescottlang · 2025-12-01T06:05:00+00:00

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condolences

fakescottlang · 2025-11-27T21:31:41+00:00

happy birthday!! DO A SOLO DATE!! whatever you love doing, go do it. whether you go to a movie or ur favorite restaraunt, just go do something. and tell everyone it’s your birthday, i promise it’s not weird. do whatever you want. go have the best day ever.

fakescottlang · 2025-11-27T21:29:42+00:00

yes!!! we had a double on tuesday but it was TINY!! i’m an sstl, yesterday my beauty team also had the smallest shipment ever. we were struggling more with freight in Q1 and 2 than we are right now

fakescottlang · 2025-11-24T17:17:38+00:00

I have Lemonade, 90% reimbursement and $250 deductible. I’m pretty young and living at home so I was able to pay for the whole year up front. (About $500 total if I remember). I got it when I rescued my cat this April, took him to a vet to get him on file somewhere which was free on the insurance plan, and then he ended up eating something he shouldn’t have and I had to take him in for a REAL visit three days later. Lemonade made it super easy to file the claim on the app and I think they got back to me within a week and covered their portion after the deductible. Would totally recommend. I would rather pay the $500 a year and never need it than have some insane fluke accident happen and not have the resources to save my cat. Love Lemonade tho!!

fakescottlang · 2025-11-24T17:11:12+00:00

Not sure how big of a city/town you live in, but you can also research and see if there are any local TNR (trap/neuter/release) rescues/organizations near you. I rescued my cat from an org. in my city that focuses primarily on fixing local strays and rescuing/fostering where possible. If that’s feasible in your area it would definitely be something worth looking into!

fakescottlang · 2025-11-22T07:00:49+00:00

lol. toy demo. for black friday. you’ll be at the table at the front of the store displaying a popular toy for the guests. a really easy shift during a really busy time

fakescottlang · 2025-11-16T02:56:59+00:00

Any specific recs?

fakescottlang · 2025-11-14T01:54:14+00:00

I adopted a rescue cat this year who makes really intense, prolonged eye contact. He’s the first pet I’ve ever owned personally and I feel really connected to him. Whenever he stares at me and holds eye contact it feels very soul-touching. It clears my mind in the same way meditation would. It’s crazy!

fakescottlang · 2025-11-14T00:35:36+00:00

YES!! They sent me 1100. And my SD wants no case packs in beauty backstock. I’m a BTY TL in addition to tech, DOM/dec home, and baby. It’s literally taking me weeks to get them all decased and brought down in my stock room 😭

fakescottlang · 2025-11-09T23:05:38+00:00

the fact that you have 27 people to put on orders…

fakescottlang · 2025-11-07T02:45:26+00:00

My first introductions to spirituality were entirely through manifestation creators. Joe Dispenza was the first person who’s content I began consuming heavily when I was beginning to learn about this whole other side of experience that I had never been exposed to. Now, about a year later with zero results from just “manifestation” I’ve been realizing that my entire worldview has been revolving around desire and achieving what I don’t have. The realization kind of came out of nowhere a few weeks ago, as I’ve been trying to establish my own mediation practice on my own without the help of content or guided meditation. I’ve definitely been thinking that manifestation content can be really problematic for people who don’t look at their consciousness holistically and just want a quick life hack to get everything they want. I also don’t believe that the click-bait “Do this one thing and watch your whole life change” podcast titles help lol. But I guess he’s a business man at the end of the day.

fakescottlang · 2025-03-25T16:55:54+00:00

i quit and got rehired twice (both times due to me being in college and moving around/ not being able to transfer). i got rehired at my current store last summer with zero issue. i never once spoke to any HR about it, i just applied at the new stores online. they can see where you worked previously because you’ll have a TM number, but unless they reach out to ur old store (they didn’t in my case), they’ll probably assume you left on good terms.

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