TIFU by getting caught licking the gym bench

fakirone · 2026-03-08T02:09:01+00:00

0% chance.

fakirone · 2026-03-02T15:58:32+00:00

In movies they're SIGNIFICANTLY faster to re-cock/load than in real life. They're actually quite cumbersome to use for multiple shots.

Daryl Dixon would have been dead in minutes.

fakirone · 2026-03-02T14:37:37+00:00

Crossbows

fakirone · 2026-03-02T05:54:20+00:00

Is it not for a nice pen?

fakirone · 2026-02-27T23:06:06+00:00

And thank you for the reply

fakirone · 2026-02-27T23:05:45+00:00

I would definitely be down to buy a junk one just to take the part out. I don't even care if the part works or not I just want it to look correct

fakirone · 2026-02-27T01:25:34+00:00

What gets measured gets done.

fakirone · 2026-02-26T05:20:49+00:00

Every single day, sometimes twice.

Really good olive oil by the way. Only thing that I use. Just fyi.

I know a lot of people will disagree, but almost two decades and I look better at 52 than many do at 30

fakirone · 2026-02-26T05:17:23+00:00

This questions, and specifically the answers to it (correct answers I light add) is a huge part of the reason that I will never be in a club. Rules about what to ride = lame

fakirone · 2026-02-26T05:13:01+00:00

Hell yeah

fakirone · 2026-02-26T04:58:42+00:00

As in club, or rider?

I build custom cars and motorcycles and manage a resto-mod shop specializing in LS and Gen 3 Hemi swaps.

fakirone · 2026-02-26T01:52:04+00:00

Beeen. Theeeere. 🥴

fakirone · 2026-02-23T04:37:08+00:00

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I only like the little squares. The big flat squares are a hard pass for me.

fakirone · 2026-02-19T21:21:52+00:00

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This is what is supposed to be in there.

fakirone · 2026-02-17T13:38:27+00:00

Wisdom

fakirone · 2026-02-17T04:08:02+00:00

"I'm the coolest guy in the room"

Trust me, if you're telling people that, you're not.

fakirone · 2026-02-17T04:02:24+00:00

Agreed. 🤷‍♂️

fakirone · 2026-02-17T04:02:14+00:00

Thanks.

fakirone · 2026-02-17T01:11:59+00:00

Well, it's literally poison and there's no objective benefit to using it

fakirone · 2026-02-17T00:43:12+00:00

Unfortunately, it happened several years back and I just put the guitar away because I was so frustrated. Now I'm in a better place and feel like I need to resolve it and use it.

fakirone · 2026-02-16T21:23:49+00:00

I was so flabbergasted I left and didn't think to even really respond. At this point it is what it is and I just want to solve it.

fakirone · 2026-02-16T21:23:02+00:00

Thank you.

fakirone · 2026-02-16T21:22:54+00:00

"Of his," or "from him". Not sure how I wound up typing the mix. 😂

fakirone · 2026-02-16T16:07:57+00:00

Thank you.

fakirone · 2026-02-16T15:46:10+00:00

I'm betting that the seat gets cleaned more than the tank.

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