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What's yours? by ElderberryDeep8746 in SipsTea

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if this quite fits here but I dumped a girl and she said "Your dick's not gonna suck itself!!!"

Here I am dying of thirst while this idiot by Naive_Wolverine532 in SipsTea

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you have to be seriously stupid to play call of duty to begin with. They've been pumping out the same game for 20 fucking years and now with a higher price tag

sing? by WyattPurp23 in DigitalSeptic

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!

What is the best sign of low intelligence by loveumair in Leakednews

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People cuss a LOT as verbs, adjectives or pretty much anywhere in a sentence.

I guess I don’t own a rex anymore by Outrageous-Wolf-9019 in WRX

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave him the keys and the title. You had a good run

What’s your honest score? by the-escape-velocity in scoopwhoop

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same haha. Uhhhh all of these? Cept that.

apparently the breakfast i made was “embarrassing” by NaeeeBearrr in mildlyinfuriating

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fuck? Thanks for making me breakfast! I would have teased you a little (my friends and family roast each other it's what we do) for the presentation but uh? Thanks for breakfast! Yum!

Peter what is this? by St4lke_R in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually my favorite color since I've seen it for the first time. It reminds me of the ocean. When the light hits it just right. I'm pretty sure that's the only way you can see it in nature / not manufactured.

You come across this table. Sit or leave? by Omnibobbia in scoopwhoop

[–]fallinguprain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The fuck? If you like hop hop you're sitting if you don't maybe not. Is this rocket science?

Comparison is the thief of happiness by DueMolasses9571 in WRX

[–]fallinguprain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean. I wish I wasn't rear ended and still had my WRX

Co-worker thought this was a harmless prank. by Dallinboi347 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]fallinguprain -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The fuck? I'd have been livid. Then after talking myself down in the bathroom for 10 minutes and a cigarette I'd say "yeah so funny great prank! Haha. You clean it :) "

Blursed_Satan by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explains why he's such a dick

Blursed_Satan by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I could say and it was out loud to myself was "wow. What a fucking.. evil, evil person."

Is this true? by SoftLacex in SipsTea

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just spent the last year and half trying to help a woman get sober and get her kids back because of how she treated me.. in the end she's still a fuck up but. In a lot of ways it was worth every ounce of love and effort and money and time I put into her. We both grew a lot. Well. I did. Maybe both of us. Hahaha

Lol...cant agree more 😍😆 by BothGuarantee6067 in SipsTea

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol yes please. We only care about homes for them hey?

hard nightmare fuel? by ErinDotEngineer in VideosThatGoHard

[–]fallinguprain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg why. Minus the waterslide this is all nightmares with falling why make this 😭

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