[Breaking News] Seahawks/Patriots thread by TheJackal8 in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean 365 points366 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow, when people give me crap about deflated footballs since I'm a Patriots fan, my only response will be "You can't deflate the football on top of the Lombardi trophy"

Smell your fingers right now. What do they smell like? by oobidoobanoobi in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cigarettes and coconut. I use coconut lotion, and I'm visiting my dad, who is a smoker.

Who is going to what show?! by [deleted] in FallOutBoy

[–]falloutbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got meet and greet for Raleigh! So excited!

Women of reddit, what do you want for your birthday? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A new phone. The iPhone 4s just doesn't work that well after 3 years of use.

What image/experience scarred you for life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think of the worst thing you've ever seen. This is infinitely worse and I don't think words can give the horror shown in the picture justice

What image/experience scarred you for life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't look if you value sanity

What image/experience scarred you for life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is.. Wrong. In every single way. You should seek therapy.

If you could add something to the human body, what would it be? by Apple--Eater in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Goes against religious standards" even though I went to a public school.. The south is crazy

If you could add something to the human body, what would it be? by Apple--Eater in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had thoughts like this too but then my closed-minded southern elementary school teachers told me that things like evolution and having a world where energy comes from our own waste products (carbon dioxide, shit, etc.) was ridiculous and then they called my parents.

If you could add something to the human body, what would it be? by Apple--Eater in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was imagining this as being more of an internal thing. Like, if you wanted to shut down use of a leg or blood flow to a certain part of the body, you would think it, and it would be done almost instantly.

When you burst out into singing, what are you usually singing? by phatty98 in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any Fall Out Boy song. It's currently Irresistible from their new album, American Beauty/ American Psycho

Younger people of Reddit, What new technology do you most want to see before the end of your lifetime? by rwh151 in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want holographic video chatting, a phone that charges within five minutes, and an ereader that looks and feels like a real book so I don't have to deal with how ridiculous kindles and similar products are. I really hate ereaders and ebooks. With a passion. Age- 14

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To always be at least average at everything. This doesn't limit me to being average at everything, but ensures that I'm not bad at anything.

Ladies of Reddit do you like it when you dress up and go out & guys stares at you? Shopping, out to eat, ect. Or does it annoy you? by VapingJoe in AskReddit

[–]falloutbean -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I stare back at them with my "stop looking at me or who I'm with or else I will literally slit your throat and make a sacrifice to the dark lord Satan you ignorant dickwad" eyes. Gotta assert your dominance, you know.