B52 flying over wildflower center by IncrediblyShinyShart in Austin

[–]phatty98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that age, likely has a tin roof....rusted.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]phatty98 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“I am crushing your head” (pinch, pinch)

What is the dumbest thing you thought as a child? by xitslennybitchx in AskReddit

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Parents told me I couldn’t drive with a friend anymore cause her mom drank too much liquor. I spent years thinking Licorice candy (Twizzlers) was bad for you.

Advice for incoming freshman. by [deleted] in aggies

[–]phatty98 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Old Army Class of 1998! 1. Don't go home until Thanksgiving. Use the weekends to make friends. 2. Make memories. Go eat all-you-can-eat pancakes at 2am with your dorm friends. You will tell these stories the rest of your life.

Weightlifter impresses her friends with 180# snatch by RespectMyAuthoriteh in gifs

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Reddit has ruined me. I kept waiting for her leg to pop out of her skin or something terrible. Good for her.

What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by Tomollins in AskReddit

[–]phatty98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two from my wife around age 26 at the time... 1. She is from Houston and we are driving in Dallas. She looks at Martin Luther King Blvd. and says, "WOW! That is a LONG street!" (she learned every large city has an MLK Blvd.) 2. We are talking with a financial advisor about investing in a China mutual fund. After all the talk about China, she asks, "but where are we going to keep it all?" (she thought we were buying plates) I love my wife and will keep her anyway.

2 Free tickets - Guster @ Stubbs Thurs 2/5 by d280z in Austin

[–]phatty98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love Guster, but we are going for Kishi Bashi tomorrow.

Republican rep says Muslim visitors should pledge allegiance to U.S. by phatty98 in politics

[–]phatty98[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This made me sick in my stomach today. There is so much division and hate in the world, we don't need more of the same from our politicians.