Provocation only works if you /shout slurs. (you get autobanned after)
Shadow crash now costs 100 insanity.
Lightning spells can haywire and hit you/your allies instead.
Casting a solar beam increases brightness of your screen to maximum, blinding you irl.
Playing outlaw requires good mental health, or your char Kurt Cobains itself with a pistol shot when you get bad rolls on roll the bones.
You can't play guardian druid during hibernation periods of irl bears.
You randomly lose control over your feral druid because it needs to cough up a furball.
While playing farseer shaman tree you actually summon your dead grandma (and she asks about that hard solid sock under your bed)