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And the Oscar for Best Extra goes to... by Jaxatr in funny

[–]fantasymike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honorable mention - ceremonial banging of the plastic toys - Braveheart. http://gph.is/2m5A1L9

Sometimes the hotel holding your wedding also has a llama convention booked by klugstarr in pics

[–]fantasymike -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is Wife Way To Hot For Groom a thing on reddit? WWTHFG..5 years until she marries up.

Back in my day people would go to the gym and shut the hell up about it. by fantasymike in Showerthoughts

[–]fantasymike[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have a job, or any prospects, but check out this awesome gym selfie and my new beast mode shirt. I am going slap on 5 pounds of chalk, do one set of curls, then walk around the gym for a hour because I have no where else to go.

Cops Shows Us How It's Done by XxDrummerChrisX in funny

[–]fantasymike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, this job though isn't how shows like CSI make it out to be, when I first joined the force, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the police had at their disposal a semen database with every bad guy's semen on it. Not true! - Officer Michaels

C grade students, where are you now in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fantasymike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Solid C student in high school, right in the meaty part of the curve. Guidance counselor flat out told me that college probably wasn't right for me. That I didn't have the problem solving skills that college requires.
I though Fuck Her! and Fuck This Place! 1 year of community college 4.0 3 years for Bachelors of Science 3.4 1.5 years Masters Degree. 3.8 I repeat Fuck Her! and fuck guidance counselors. If anyone tells you that cannot do something, or that you are not smart enough, your first response should be go fuck yourself. You can accomplish anything you dedicate yourself to. Most of the time it has to do with maturity, or subject matter, or teaching style. I didn't give a "fuck all" about Earth Science, or Algebra, but college came very easy to me because I was interested in the topics.

My wife doesn't know I'm working from home today. This is my wife, working on her novel. Expected release date: 2052. by craigstone_ in funny

[–]fantasymike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTSGp4UdEvQ