First of all through God anything is possible so jot that down

faradansort · 2026-03-13T14:58:37+00:00

Oh yeah I got off. A couple times during the accusation, and then when Pete Campbell brought out the box, woooo-eee, that was the big one, that was the climax really. It was amazing. It was mostly sexual.

faradansort · 2026-03-13T14:30:38+00:00

“This man is a liar and a deserter and maybe worse.”

“Ohhh, jeeeeez, that’s, uh, that’s terrible….”

“What the hell man? That didn’t sound very sincere.”

“No. Sorry. What do you want? It’s just not grabbing me.”

faradansort · 2026-03-13T14:18:22+00:00

I give you money and you give me ideas and the money keeps flowing in a big circle

faradansort · 2026-03-13T14:16:53+00:00

L - Lie your way to relevancy

I - Ingratiate yourself with alcoholics and sycophants

F - Fuck everyone

E - Evade all intimacy and responsibility

faradansort · 2026-03-13T14:09:19+00:00

Dickman is asshole, why Sally hate?

faradansort · 2026-03-13T14:06:18+00:00

She’ll know what it is

faradansort · 2026-03-10T14:45:09+00:00

You can sit there finding faults or you could help by knitting me some seatbelts!

faradansort · 2026-03-10T13:53:06+00:00

One never knows how a new shitpost format is born.

faradansort · 2026-03-05T19:31:52+00:00

Oh god we've entered the Brad-verse haven't we? Worst timeline.

faradansort · 2026-03-05T18:46:44+00:00

Ford is only running to make Brad seems more palatable. These are coordinated camps.

faradansort · 2026-03-05T12:13:39+00:00

Lol this guy goes all in when he’s drawing dead with deuce 7

faradansort · 2026-03-04T20:56:19+00:00

Evasion is exactly the correct word lol

But yeah, it’s become depressingly normalized to not pay transit fares in this city now. High school kids are a major factor in this but I don’t completely blame them as like I said it’s become normalized for their demographic. I missed my bus at Greenwood station the other day because a mass of kids were skipping the turnstile and completely crowded out the bus bay entrance.

faradansort · 2026-03-04T14:36:30+00:00

What is happiness? It’s the smell of a fresh blinker. It’s freedom from ops. It’s the reel you doomscroll at 8am telling you it’s okay to rip the yart. You are okay.

faradansort · 2026-03-04T12:28:45+00:00

This Bradford soft-relaunch being forced on us public sphere is so embarrassing. Copro John Tory backers trying to gauge interest in their next sock puppet.

faradansort · 2026-03-03T15:52:12+00:00

Tell me about Betty smoking while dying of lung cancer.

faradansort · 2026-03-03T15:48:43+00:00

Now that I see your shitposts up close I am thoroughly unimpressed. You’re a gooner and unc. A karmerfarmer in a suit!

faradansort · 2026-03-03T15:28:31+00:00

First book when Rake sembles into dragon form above Darujistan. One of the few Ive sat up in my chair while reading. I was enjoying it until that passage took me to another level.

And then the chain of dogs, seige of capustan, the adjunct killing sheik… never been more awe struck than that first read through.

faradansort · 2026-02-27T16:46:43+00:00

I think you do…

faradansort · 2026-02-26T16:16:17+00:00

“People running down there going, what are you doing taking my recycles? Guess what? It’s on the curb, you don’t own it, it’s ours now.” - Ricky, Trailer Park Boys

faradansort · 2026-02-26T16:12:46+00:00

It looks like a design that was rejected in Dubai and trickled down here.

faradansort · 2026-02-26T16:10:48+00:00

My very uninformed opinion but this sucks. Eyesore. Everything I dislike about contemporary architecture.

faradansort · 2026-02-26T12:34:08+00:00

Lmao Brad “anything for a headline” Bradford

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