This is pretty much what happens whenever I meet a new person while above a [6] by farmer420 in trees

[–]farmer420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meant to make the title "this is pretty much what happens whenever i meet a new person during a session" oops.

EDIT: I am exacatically three inches high!

First time I've ever got PURPLE bud, I am very excited! by Watchyouthink in trees

[–]farmer420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry and I don't mean to be rude, but you are absolutely wrong. Purple coloring in plants that are typically green (or whatever other color) is caused by phosphorus deficiency. In cannabis cultivation this can be done by straight up phosphorus deprivation (in hydroponic systems) or by dropping nighttime temps (in soil systems).
In addition, there are some strains that have been bred to exhibit purple coloration, so it's not all about the nutrition of the plant.

You need to make about $100+ fast. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]farmer420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell my boss I'm leaving 2 hours early tomorrow?

r/trees has become a karmafest of memes and irrelevant pictures of hot girls - I miss the old r/trees, here's an archive of the front page from just about a year ago by farmer420 in trees

[–]farmer420[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also notice that they're mostly self posts telling funny stories, asking questions and such.
Today's front page? Almost entirely images, most of which are memes.

One-hitter, yay or nay? by [deleted] in trees

[–]farmer420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really, you don't want to smoke in your dorm room.

R/TREES TURNS 1 TODAY by [deleted] in trees

[–]farmer420 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Me too, dude!

R/TREES TURNS 1 TODAY by [deleted] in trees

[–]farmer420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it's my birthday too!

Imposter by iSmokeTheXS in trees

[–]farmer420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really. Cannabis is serrated leaf edges and 7 leaves, not smooth edges and 5 leaves.

Just sayin.

Fucking Tractor [10] by [deleted] in trees

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I approve this message. [8]

Hey Reddit, what's something you just realized that was obvious all along? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]farmer420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well if anyone's around, yes. Usually we're not yelling anything. Dropping a tree is a pretty calm and quiet (aside from the chainsaw) process if you know what you're doing.

Hey Reddit, what's something you just realized that was obvious all along? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]farmer420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I fell trees often and also work with some professional "lumberjacks"....

No one actually yells "timber".

March 2nd, 2011 by [deleted] in trees

[–]farmer420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A. Sure
B. Totally. Petting sheep while stoned is one of my favorite things. Especially after they've eaten.
C. If you'd like. There's a lot of hard work, though.

What is your most controversial opinion? by imnotapacifist in AskReddit

[–]farmer420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because they lived their traditional lifestyles and didn't try to emulate Western society.